watch the whole video/then vomit

Bozo’s dead.  What i find funny is how bozo is described in the CNN article announcing his death:

“Bozo is a combination of the wonderful wisdom of the adult and the childlike ways in all of us,”

“I’m looking for that sparkle in the eyes, that emotion, feeling, directness, warmth. That is so important.”

Meanwhile, I just thought he was a terribly scary clown who liked little boys and altar boys.

Hi,  Boston is in full domination.  That means I am in full domination.  

Paris Hilton and Roberts Humor

Bizarre commentary on jenna Haze, Paris Hilton, Hugh Laurie, and Ron Perlman.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/06/24/paris-hilton-devastated-by-roberts/

Paris Hilton: Increase Penile Density, Decrease Vaginal Intensity

Taye-Taye, a comedic weird attack on Paris Hilton, House, MD, jenna Haze, and Ron Perlman. Again, weird.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/07/01/paris-hilton-increase-penile-density-decrease-vaginal-intensity/

Lord Vore, you mean this?:

Or this?

This boob is called a “Blue Tit”:

I know everyone’s excited about Obama Bin Laden being the Democratic nominee. I am too.  I can’t sleep anymore.   I’m too excited.  I can hardly breathe. I’m too excited.

But before everyone gets excited about having a black president, i want everyone to remember and to acknowledge that he’s ALSO going to be A WHITE PRESIDENT. His bum was washed by his white mother!

So yes, he’s black. But he’s ALSO WHITE!

GOOD NIGHT!

PS, I don’t care about this or any of you.  I really just wanted Hills.

Scratch N Sniff aside. Here’s something I’ve been doggedly working on.

Thank you lord vore. thank you. 

LiLo has left Camp Hetero for a while.  Better luck next year.   I find this whole thing to be a giant snoozefest.

At least the girl  she’s doing it with has great shoes.  I grow bored.