Archive for the 'YachtClub' Category
My sister A.K.A. YachtClub has been busy in our midst with such amazing projects. Now she’s come out with a book called “INFANDUM! AD INFINITUM,” betraying once again the Lawless family penchant for untranslatable latin phraseology. Molly’s art always stuns me with its dead on wit and it’s really just amazing. If it weren’t for her, [...]
Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree…
Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!
It’s me, YachtClub! I know, it’s been ages. I was on vacation, as you can see. By “on vacation” I mean, “sitting by the pool high as a fucking kite.”
That heap of faggotry in the shot behind me tried to steal my sunglasses seconds after the photo was taken. Luckily, my new man came to the rescue, [...]
Ok, it’s not friday or anywhere near friday, but I felt compelled to speak to you all about something very important to all of us here at iheardabouthisreallycoolthing: Lindsay Lohan’s fucked up vagina.
In a previous post, Dr. Legend posted a triptych about the upskirt vaginal canals of three women who have found themselves in the [...]
Yachtclub was all “where the cock?”
Taye-Taye say: “It’s thin in the skin, but the stain grates the brain!”
On his fake Friday a fourth of july orchestra of Oysters Legend say “Spyware is cryware. Sharpen your teeth on this before you shite there”:
Goren said “Let’s go to the beach! I’ll brush our [...]
KOBAYASHI HERE!
REMEMBER ME? FROM PREVIOUS POST? I USED TO BE FIERCE WARRIOR! I USED TO WIN AMAZING NATHAN’S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST. I USED TO BE WARRIOR CHAMPION OF HOT DOG DELIGHTING! I EVEN OWNED A SPORTS CAR!
NOW I MUST TAKE MY OWN LIFE BECAUSE MY DIGNITY HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME FROM A MAN [...]
I MISS YOU!!!!
I AM ON BOAT HEADING FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OU KNOW what TALIBAn SAID ABOUT THAT VEST THEY MAY ME WEAR? THEY SAY ‘OOOOH JUMA! GUESS THE FUCK WHAT? WHEN YOU PULL STRING CORD, FLOWERS BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE MOON.
I GUESS WHAT? THERE’S SOMETHING WRTONG WITH THAT, HE WASN’T EVEN ROBERTS.
REMINDSER: THIS IS WHAT [...]
Hello. My name is Musashi and I am samurai from ancient Japan!
Hiiiiii-ya motherfuckers!
Me wrote Book of Five Rings, about sword-fight. Read by Masters-of-Universe types on Wall Street and Asio-philes!
Ha! Hoo! Ha!
House, MD: Hugh Laurie, grow a set of balls! Bang Cuddy and young doctor (who unbelievable as doctor but smoking burn on the tips of [...]
Hey Girls, Taye-Taye here!
I just finished my second test at nursing school and I got a 10/10!!! Anyway, onto the weekly news!
ITEM!!!!!
Magic: The Gathering cards found at the home of S. Alan Larner and I Am Legend.
Taye-Taye Talk: “Break the rubber parachute and buck up to the 6-9 Expressway, girl!”
ITEM!!!!!
Paris Hilton’s vagina exterminated by I [...]
Sally, where are you? I’m really scared in this dungeon you put me in, baby. Give me one last shot at getting it right with this erotic prose.
Okay, so…um…shit. Right, got it. Dude is walking down the street and sees this girl. Oh, by the way- true story.
The girl’s Asian, but…you know…not too Asian. You [...]
Hey, It’s Ascendancy. We (royal plural) met an amazing individual disease called Cap’n YachtClub while on Sea Cruise over the weekend. Call it YachtClub. Don’t call it anything else. She’s a student of mid-career Hemingway and postumous Melville. She don’t fuck around. The captain knows more than you and may or [...]
What’s up Fitz,
I’m writing you this e-mail to let you know a few things:
I run a six-minute mile in waist-deep water. I swim a three-minute mile. I am against slavery. I am against Greenpeace and I am against freedom. I only eat organic food. I am one of the 6.6 billion people on the earth, [...]
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