Archive for the 'Wow What A Difference!' Category

 
Bozo’s dead.  What i find funny is how bozo is described in the CNN article announcing his death:
“Bozo is a combination of the wonderful wisdom of the adult and the childlike ways in all of us,”
“I’m looking for that sparkle in the eyes, that emotion, feeling, directness, warmth. That is so important.”
 
Meanwhile, I just thought he [...]

Hi,  Boston is in full domination.  That means I am in full domination.  
 

Paris Hilton and Roberts Humor
Bizarre commentary on jenna Haze, Paris Hilton, Hugh Laurie, and Ron Perlman.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/06/24/paris-hilton-devastated-by-roberts/

Paris Hilton: Increase Penile Density, Decrease Vaginal Intensity
Taye-Taye, a comedic weird attack on Paris Hilton, House, MD, jenna Haze, and Ron Perlman. Again, weird.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/07/01/paris-hilton-increase-penile-density-decrease-vaginal-intensity/

TITS

Lord Vore, you mean this?:

Or this?
This boob is called a “Blue Tit”:

I know everyone’s excited about Obama Bin Laden being the Democratic nominee. I am too.  I can’t sleep anymore.   I’m too excited.  I can hardly breathe. I’m too excited.

But before everyone gets excited about having a black president, i want everyone to remember and to acknowledge that he’s ALSO going to be A WHITE PRESIDENT. [...]

Scratch N Sniff aside. Here’s something I’ve been doggedly working on.

Besides Ascendancy’s whimsical printing of the name “Crasier Frane” to the upper-right hand corner of the page, which I’ll admit was a stroke of genius, Aimless’ behavior is typical donkey dick baby-of-the-family stuff. She draws one horse and thinks she should be praised to hell and back for it! Crasier Frane aside, this horse looks [...]

Hi. It’s me, Ascendancy.  I want to share something with you that’s very special. I’ve begun drawing horsies in some of my spare time.   I showed this to Mob Legend and I said “Do you like it?” And he goes “Awww! It’s really good!” in that voice he uses when he doesn’t mean it and is [...]

Special Free Event at Werkstatte Gallery: May 15th, 6:30
Eileen Myles, Kristin Prevallet, Amy Lawless and a performance from Pat Lasch.
It is our pleasure to announce that Werkstatte Gallery will be hosting a reading and performance in conjunction with its current exhibition: A.I.R Gallery Retrospective: 1972 – 1979.
The A.I.R. cooperative gallery was the first all-women’s gallery, [...]

Hey Guys and Girls,
I’m going to be serious for a minute.  I read this morning that Saddam Hussein’s major fear of being imprison revolved around the fear of AIDS and other STDs.  That’s great Saddam.   Do you really think that you’re that attractive.  At the end of the day, I don’t care what Saddam Hussein [...]

I love you Lord Vore.

Money Train

Money Train is a ridiculous movie starring Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes. The pair play brothers (yes, raised in  Snipes’ household) who are both cops with a “fuck the man” attitude.  
 

Unless you were in this movie and were therefore on set, you probably forget that Jennifer Lopez was even in this movie.   After being fired [...]

 
I’m a woman.  I can’t change that.  Wouldn’t want to. I will never pee standing up or shoot a load 1 maybe 2 feet.  When I pee in the park, it takes not only a tree to lean against but also the courage of Mother T herself, along with the clarity to accept that some [...]