July 20, 2007 in 000 People Have Visited IHATRCT, 1000 Hits In A Day, 15 dollars, 20 G's, A Quiet Day In Paradise, A Tall Ship and a Star To Steer Her By, Akiko Yosano, Akutagawa Ryonosuke, Britney Spears, Britney Spears Vagina, Bryan Delano Wong, Dead Poets Society, Death, Death and Dying, House MD, Hugh Laurie, IHATRCT, JUMA SAW LEGEND EAT LATTE, The Situationists, The Verdict, The weird ass staff is made with beads, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, Wild Rice, Wilson
Hi, Did I just give you a blowjob?
Didn’t think so.
oh uh Craig?????????
Um, I found this picture on your cell phone! Does this mean your cheatin in me?
Looklookloook!
Oh no honey. Those are lesbians!
CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!
Honey, I found this on your cell phone! What does THIS MEAN?:
July 7, 2007 in Entrails, Entrails of the Damned, Hot Dogs, KOBAYASHI, Lies My Roberts Told Me, Lindsay Lohan, Matsuo Basho, Miyamoto Musashi, Mooning, Muff, Myspace Roberts, Nakagami Kenji, Naked, Non-Chink Related Racism, Phormmula, RITUAL SUICIDE, Samurai, Saxophone Guy, Tank, Tekken Yosano, Tony Robbins, Wilson
HOLY SHIT! It’s ME, GHOST OF KOBAYASHI!
I COMMITED SEPPUKU IN PREVIOUS POST! AND BOY WHAT A MISTAKE! I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM THE FUCKED UP FUTURE AND AFTERLIFE!
KOBAYASHI HAS MADE A GIANTIC MISTAKE BY EATING THE HOT DOGS OF THE PAST! THE PIGS WHOSE ENTRAILS HAVE ENCASED THE HOT DOGS I’VE EATEN ARE [...]
July 7, 2007 in D'Onofrio, Entrails of the Damned, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, SEPPUKU, Shark Week, Taye-Taye Talk, Thank You Steve Roberts, Tsunami, Washington, Wilson, YachtClub
Yachtclub was all “where the cock?”
Taye-Taye say: “It’s thin in the skin, but the stain grates the brain!”
On his fake Friday a fourth of july orchestra of Oysters Legend say “Spyware is cryware. Sharpen your teeth on this before you shite there”:
Goren said “Let’s go to the beach! I’ll brush our [...]
July 3, 2007 in "Homos", Amy Ascends, B.D. Wong, BUTT-lers, Berserk Me, Bogie and Bacall, Boy-Boy, Buggery, Dead Poets Society, Faggotry, Gay Code, House, Hugh Laurie, Lemonade, Rama Lama Ding Dong, Time Machines, Tuxedo Sam, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Wilson
MUST CREDIT ROBERTS BLOG! America’s cripple sweetheart, House M.D., spotted below suffering from hitherto undocumented side effects of his affliction. Watch in titillated horror as he and his “man-friend” banter in inscrotumable homosekkkshul code.
July 3, 2007 in 9-11, Al Queda, Cock, Coitus Interruptus, Coke, JUMA, Katrina, Keep Hope Alive, Kenwood, Legionnaires Disease, Vagina, Virginia Tech!, Virtual Sex, Vishnu, Wilson, Women, YachtClub, Yankee
I MISS YOU!!!!
I AM ON BOAT HEADING FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OU KNOW what TALIBAn SAID ABOUT THAT VEST THEY MAY ME WEAR? THEY SAY ‘OOOOH JUMA! GUESS THE FUCK WHAT? WHEN YOU PULL STRING CORD, FLOWERS BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE MOON.
I GUESS WHAT? THERE’S SOMETHING WRTONG WITH THAT, HE WASN’T EVEN ROBERTS.
REMINDSER: THIS IS WHAT [...]
House, M.D.: Season 2
Season 2, Disc 4– House is a John to a hot dark-skinned
hooker.
Alexander Smith:
House is to Wilson as Holmes is to Watson. A House is a Home…A Wilson is…a Watson?
You:
that’s very clever. you get a gold star.
You:
i’m watching House on tv right now: not only does he [...]
June 29, 2007 in A Tall Ship and a Star To Steer Her By, Blow Jobs, D.C., Dirty Sanchez, Girls Have Vaginas, Gordon Brown, Hot or Not, House, ITEM!, Jarvis Cocker, Lawless Sainted, Lesbians, Madonna, Mindreading, Muff, Myspace Roberts, Naked, Nervous Bitch, Pornography, Question Time, The Lonely Sea and Sky, Wilson, hookers
Good evening, fanbase. It’s me, YachtClub!
Since news broke of my addition to the much-ballyhooed Roberts Blog [insert trademark sign, thx] the questions have been gushing in, like so much sea sputum up my barely-existent skirt. So let’s get to it.
Number one question: Do you even know Roberts, you nautical slut?
Well, no. And that’s why I’ve [...]
June 29, 2007 in AIDS, Baby Blues, Blow Jobs, Cyrillic, Dead Poets Society, Death and Dying, ITEM!, KGB, Keep Hope Alive, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Moscow on the Hudson, Murder, Roberts Williams, TNT, Tough Guys, Vodka, Washington, Wilson, YachtClub, Yayo
I’m rilly disappointed in you guys.
Regards, Vlad
June 26, 2007 in AIDS, Big Pun, Blow Jobs, Boston, DNA, Ellie Idol, Hammer, STDs, Tank, Taye-Taye Talk, Thank You Steve Roberts, Vanity Fair, Wilson, Women
Dear Tay Taye and Hammer,
You are all I can think about. I have stopped thinking about Haus und D’Onofrio. My head is turned to the side and I am investigating.
I have eaten only a single cheeze curdle all day due to a major DNA malfuction, turning me into a huge asshole according to my heartfelt [...]
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
June 24, 2007 in Baby Blues, Coke, Crack, Dead Poets Society, Death, Dr. Frederick Pearson Smith, Ellie Idol, Faggotry, Fictional Characters, Gay Pride, God, Grandmothers, Hemingway, House, Hugh Laurie, Hurricane Katrina, Lube, OPP, OTP, Roberts, Roberts Williams, STDs, Slash Fic, Sticky Fingaz, Tank, Thank You Steve Roberts, The Godfather Trilogy, The Lindbergh Baby, Tough Guys, Washington, Wilson, Yayo, You Know Me, Zazersdki, hookers
June 21, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, Alex, Amy, Amy's Quiz Show, D.C., Democracy, House, Hugh Laurie, Hurricane Katrina, I Stand Alone, Myspace Alex, Reilly, Roberts, Scaffolding, Scott Larner, Washington, Whatever!, Wilson, Women, Zazersdki, war
In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]
White Tights, A Retrospective
July 2, 2007 in "Homos", 9-11, AIDS, Alex No-Quiz, Amy Ascends, B.D. Wong, Baryshnikov, Cock, Coke, Crack, Tiannamen Square, Timberlake, Web Log Commentary, White Tights, Why won't Star Wars Just Die?, Wilson, Zazersdki
hey Craig. Check out these fucking hot legs.
That clover is like painted on her milky white skin!!!!
ughh. this is so gross. i hate white tights when a child wears them. takes away all the sexxxx appeal.
drrrrrooooool. Craig don’t you love this?
Craig can you believe this? It’s some slut who got itchy when she was [...]