February 8, 2008 in 746, Emotion Road, Lawless, Lord Vore, Luke Cage, Mob Legend, Rape Fantasy, Read A Book, STDs, STP, Suck The Dick, Suicide Bomb, Taye-Taye, Thank You Steve Roberts, Thank you Lord Vore, The Colbert Report, The Iraq, The Outaws Is Coming, The Weird-Smelling Doll Guy, This Is As Dark As SharkWeek, This is Roberts, Titty Fuck, VTech, Virtual Sex, WESTERNS, War of the Worlds, Washington, Waste Not Want Not, We Are All Slaves, Whatever!, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, White Tights, YachtClub, Yayo, Youtube, baby oil, rape!, re-imagine meaningful ritual, suicide, the dark lord, what just touched my lip?, your mercedes wasn't enough
I just want everyone to remember to attend this hot party for next weekend. Press Body Press doesn’t want to be popular. She was born that way.
Book Release for
Emotion Road: Perspectives on Small town Homo-erotic Synth Pop, a hand made book.
february 16
The Yippie Museum
9 Bleecker St.
(Between Bowery & Elizabeth)MIDNIGHT
Cheapish Drinks
DJ’s.
Dance Party
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hey craiggles. It’s very… cold here on the road.
I’m the 2nd butt from the right. (bottom)
We danced all night. But then…things turned from the pistons and the lube jobs . . . to . . . something altogether menacing.
Oh Craigh! If you could jump on your bike and get down here that would be [...]
> Hey,
> Did you get into contact with Ellie Idol through her adult modeling
> website? I’m thinking about asking her to “model” for a “magazine.”
> Thanks, Legend
Hey,
yes, but I do not have the contact anymore. I ordered more girls from the agency, the owner never got back to me and since then I [...]
July 1, 2007 in BUSH, Clinton, Cluckbody, Freedom, I Am The Most Powerful Fuck In Darfur, Iced Latte, Iced Lattes for Assholes, IcedLatte, JUMA, Jersey Rain, Jesus, Muff, Murder, Paris, Pornography, Roberts, Roberts Boy Toy, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Whatever!, Yankee, orange soda
LOL! IT’S ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Tanks to LEGEND AND ASCENDENCY FOR LETTING ME BLOGS AGAIN! LOLZ. I WAS HIRED BY ASCENDENCY TO SUICIDE BOBM THE ROBERTS WITH CHICKN MCNUGGETS.
SHE SAY “GO TO MC-Y D’S AND GET 6 12-PACKS OF THE MC NUGGETS. YOU CAN EAT THE FRIES YOURSELF. JUST THROW ALL THE MC NUGGETS AT ROBERTS!”
THAT [...]
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”
June 21, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, Alex, Amy, Amy's Quiz Show, D.C., Democracy, House, Hugh Laurie, Hurricane Katrina, I Stand Alone, Myspace Alex, Reilly, Roberts, Scaffolding, Scott Larner, Washington, Whatever!, Wilson, Women, Zazersdki, war
In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]
As some of you may have heard, there have been some rumors around the blog that Zazerski is going to suicide.
These rumors are totally fabricated.
P.S. If you see my trucker hat with the picture of a mouse drinking gin on it, please forward it, along with the whens and wheres of you finding it, to [...]
I was presented with two kinds of man. One rides his bike without looking around him. He gets to his destination first. The second looks around him, stops, picks up little children who’ve fallen and hands them a flower or at least makes sure the nearest molester doesn’t butt rape him [...]
Oh, geez, guys…where do I start? Oh, man, today was a tough one. First of all, it was a total b*tch at the bank today- I had to withdraw money.
Then Cheryl came over, and, as some of you know, we tend to hate each other while we pretend to be friends, even when we’re sleeping [...]
Bogie-n-Bacall on Roberts
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”