February 8, 2008 in 746, Emotion Road, Lawless, Lord Vore, Luke Cage, Mob Legend, Rape Fantasy, Read A Book, STDs, STP, Suck The Dick, Suicide Bomb, Taye-Taye, Thank You Steve Roberts, Thank you Lord Vore, The Colbert Report, The Iraq, The Outaws Is Coming, The Weird-Smelling Doll Guy, This Is As Dark As SharkWeek, This is Roberts, Titty Fuck, VTech, Virtual Sex, WESTERNS, War of the Worlds, Washington, Waste Not Want Not, We Are All Slaves, Whatever!, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, White Tights, YachtClub, Yayo, Youtube, baby oil, rape!, re-imagine meaningful ritual, suicide, the dark lord, what just touched my lip?, your mercedes wasn't enough
I just want everyone to remember to attend this hot party for next weekend. Press Body Press doesn’t want to be popular. She was born that way.
Book Release for
Emotion Road: Perspectives on Small town Homo-erotic Synth Pop, a hand made book.
february 16
The Yippie Museum
9 Bleecker St.
(Between Bowery & Elizabeth)MIDNIGHT
Cheapish Drinks
DJ’s.
Dance Party
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November 8, 2007 in Chinamen, Dreams of Being Slaughtered, Upskirt, VTech Slaughterhouse, Vanessa Hudgens Nude, Veruca Salt, Vishnu, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Washington, Waste Not Want Not, We Are All Slaves, Weaver, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, Why is Mindfreak dating Britney?, Wikipedia, Wild Rice, Wow What A Difference!, Yoga, You're probably so poor you can taste it, unfortunate moods, war, we're all teachers now
OH SWELL. THANKS IT’S JUMA. WER’RE BEACK AND THE THINGS HAVE JUST OTGHT TO BE STARTGIN.
JUMA!
WEHN GOOGLING SELF IN APOPLECTIC MYSTERY I MEAN MYSERY, I CAM CROSS A CARTOON ABOUT ME. NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS:
MROE LIKELY, MOB LEGEND IS PICTURED YES, I MEAN LEFT, AND IS HAVING PANIC ATTACK ABOUT HAVING A LARGE NOSE, [...]
September 19, 2007 in "Homos", 1000 Hits In A Day, Greys!!!!!!!, ITEM!, IcedLatte, McDreamy, Mentalism, Nazi, Slash Fic, Slavery, The Lonely Sea and Sky, The Nixon-Kennedy Debates, Vanessa Hudgens Naked, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Washington, YachtClub, war
Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree…
Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!
July 7, 2007 in D'Onofrio, Entrails of the Damned, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, SEPPUKU, Shark Week, Taye-Taye Talk, Thank You Steve Roberts, Tsunami, Washington, Wilson, YachtClub
Yachtclub was all “where the cock?”
Taye-Taye say: “It’s thin in the skin, but the stain grates the brain!”
On his fake Friday a fourth of july orchestra of Oysters Legend say “Spyware is cryware. Sharpen your teeth on this before you shite there”:
Goren said “Let’s go to the beach! I’ll brush our [...]
June 29, 2007 in AIDS, Baby Blues, Blow Jobs, Cyrillic, Dead Poets Society, Death and Dying, ITEM!, KGB, Keep Hope Alive, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Moscow on the Hudson, Murder, Roberts Williams, TNT, Tough Guys, Vodka, Washington, Wilson, YachtClub, Yayo
I’m rilly disappointed in you guys.
Regards, Vlad
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”
June 27, 2007 in Amy Ascends, Hurricane Katrina, Iced Lattes for Assholes, It's so fucking hot here, Michaelangelo, Starbucks, Washington, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, Women, Yankee, hookers
Hey-Yo, It’s Michaelangelo McCartney. I’m a famous 8 year old living in the 9th Ward, WHAA SUP! OILERS WILL WINN SUPERBOWL IN ‘08! YO!
I was all dogz, I was wondering if there was a way I could get a Starbucks up in my hood. See, there’s this thing called A Hurricane [...]
June 24, 2007 in Baby Blues, Coke, Crack, Dead Poets Society, Death, Dr. Frederick Pearson Smith, Ellie Idol, Faggotry, Fictional Characters, Gay Pride, God, Grandmothers, Hemingway, House, Hugh Laurie, Hurricane Katrina, Lube, OPP, OTP, Roberts, Roberts Williams, STDs, Slash Fic, Sticky Fingaz, Tank, Thank You Steve Roberts, The Godfather Trilogy, The Lindbergh Baby, Tough Guys, Washington, Wilson, Yayo, You Know Me, Zazersdki, hookers
June 21, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, Alex, Amy, Amy's Quiz Show, D.C., Democracy, House, Hugh Laurie, Hurricane Katrina, I Stand Alone, Myspace Alex, Reilly, Roberts, Scaffolding, Scott Larner, Washington, Whatever!, Wilson, Women, Zazersdki, war
In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]
As some of you may know, Roberts has taken a room at Smith Manor. He will be staying through January. But he did not bring any clothes that would get him into my country club. I was recently promoted to Junior Member ST status, allowing me tee-time priorities and full gym access, and I received [...]
June 19, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, Amy's Quiz Show, Chinamen, Dinosaurs, Dr. Frederick Pearson Smith, Faggotry, Hemingway, Katrina, Paris Hilton, Saddam, Slavery, Tsunami, Vanity Fair, Vishnu, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Washington
Roberts, who claims that Jim Morrison used to inflate his women’s assholes with air (which he calls “The Swiss Balloon”), recently asked me what Hurricane Katrina and Tsunami would say if Jesus Christ asked them, you know, why they killed so many people. (Amy covered a lot of this in her quiz. But it’s important [...]
June 15, 2007 in "Homos", AIDS, Alex, Amy, Blacks, D'Onofrio, D.C., Dandruff, Faggotry, Gay Pride, Hermit Crab, Hurricane Katrina, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Legionnaires Disease, MD, Oncology, Razor Flip Phone, Roberts, Scott Larner, Television, The Lindbergh Baby, Tom Stoppard, Tsunamis, Washington, Yayo
Natural Disaster or Caused by Steve Roberts?
Natural Disaster:
Or Roberts?
Q1. Hermit Crabs.
Always crashing at your place. Natural Disaster Or Roberts?
A1:
This one is a roberts. No doubt.
Q2. 9-11.
A2. This one is difficult. The terror came from the sky. But I can’t really say that it was natural. It was an evil [...]
Bogie-n-Bacall on Roberts
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”