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“Hi, my name is David Cho. I shot many people by watching these DVDs and reading these books. When I wasn’t writing plays I was crucifying myself in front of my government-working sister. My parents are in an insane asylum.”
1. Secrets Of The Ninja by Ashida Kim
Cho says:
“Recommended for basic training. The art of [...]
I am hollow.
But tonight my thoughts are with the victims of Virginia tech.
Or I have PMS or something.
Yours in the void,
She
Actually this was just an excuse to post a new David Cho Pic I found….
(Left: Cho, Right: Craig)
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A moment of silence for the injured, befallen, and survivors of the Virginia Tech Disaster:
HEY SUCKAZ!
Wha’s UP? Thanks for stopping by on the Sunday: VIRGINIA TECH DAY! (SORRY REZNECKS!)
Three young tow headed youths stopped by iheardabouthisreallycoolthing HQ and submitted their poetry about the slayins and VTECH. These kids were super disturbed by what [...]
I MISS YOU!!!!
I AM ON BOAT HEADING FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OU KNOW what TALIBAn SAID ABOUT THAT VEST THEY MAY ME WEAR? THEY SAY ‘OOOOH JUMA! GUESS THE FUCK WHAT? WHEN YOU PULL STRING CORD, FLOWERS BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE MOON.
I GUESS WHAT? THERE’S SOMETHING WRTONG WITH THAT, HE WASN’T EVEN ROBERTS.
REMINDSER: THIS IS WHAT [...]
Our blog stats are lagging.
First myspace Alex disappears.
What next?
The photograph tells a ~thousand words.
Earth Angel
I always loved you JUMA.
My energy is fading. Soon I will be but a sugar cookie. Stale.
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– I STAND ALONE was spotted in Union Square with what appeared to be a human female/Roberts. At this time, details are still pouring in but we may be in for some big changes. I STAND ALONE has always prided himself upon his journalistic integrity, truth-telling prowess, and or use of blazers.
Here’s an unnecessary pic of Roberts!
Good day!
Ascendency
Hey, It’s Ascendancy. We (royal plural) met an amazing individual disease called Cap’n YachtClub while on Sea Cruise over the weekend. Call it YachtClub. Don’t call it anything else. She’s a student of mid-career Hemingway and postumous Melville. She don’t fuck around. The captain knows more than you and may or [...]
Roberts: “It must have been really awkward for whatever football, baseball, or basketball team had to come to Virginia Tech after Cho and beat their ass on the field. It must have been a very quiet celebration. Or some dude freaks out and’s, like, ‘Yeah! We took you down!’ Somebody’s like, ‘Shut up, John, this [...]
God damnit. What is GOING ON?
Ok, here. Look at us. Alex, if you’re offended by this picture shadow Roberts took of us, delete it. But god damn it. Look at how pathetic and tan and relaxed we look. We don’t know how to handle “strangers” “commenting on our blog.” I’ve [...]
After the Roberts’ Extrava-Danza! that Amy helmed, where she indicted I Stand Alone for possibly being Roberts (wtf? is she right?), I have to say, I came to a different conclusion. I actually almost went ahead and forwarded along your remarkable question to Mr Laurie. But now I think we should wait on that for [...]
Well I’ve got some. That’s right. It’s bought and paid for. It was white, and then I thought, what the hell, this shit smells pretty good, I’ll taste it. So I tasted it. It was salty and oddly satisfying.
Johnny, you’re probably reading this right now and you’re all freaking out about me eating Play-Doh, like, [...]
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