Hi Droids, it’s me. Did I mention this party on February 16th? I forget. If you don’t come to this party and you’re reading this blog, then you a capital F Aggot. Party starts @ midnight. For more info go to www.pressbodypress.com Love, Lawless
When we rode out onto the plantation on that cold November day, my father remarked that playing tennis on a grass court was the only way that tennis should be played. I figured him for the narrow-minded mongrel that he was. But we also spoke of the noble Red Man, who had once pleasured [...]
June 29, 2007 in Alex, Clinton, Fantastic Four II wasn't as bad as everyone's saying it, Roberts, Roberts Boy Toy, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Ron Perlman, Saddam, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, war
Here are some things that make Roberts vomit.
JFK AUTOPSY PHOTOS
Sure Ok, ROBERTS. That’s fair. It’s pretty gross. I get it.
Pictures of Marilyn Dead:
Wait a minute, ROBERTS. SHe looks like she’s sleeping. That’s …..just of pin up of Sleeping Marilyn! But Ok, I guess it’s ok. You’re imagining this as being her autopsy photo. A stretch, [...]
June 29, 2007 in B.D. Wong, Law And Order: Special Victims Unit, M. Butterfly, Muff, Myspace Roberts, Penetratus, Penis, Porn Writing Is For Porn Stars, Razor Flip Phone, Roberts Boy Toy, Saddam, Scaffolding, Scott Larner, Slash Fic, Stalking, Television, Thank You Steve Roberts, Yankee, molestation
Hey Roberts.,
It’s me, B.D. Wong from Law & Order. You may know me from Law and Order. But then again, you may know me from outside your window yelling the words “ROBERTS! ROBERTS! You TOLD ME YOU FELT THE SAME WAY!!!!!!!!!!”
Or maybe you like it when I’m a little less desperate…Ok [...]
June 25, 2007 in Blow Jobs, Boy-Boy, Boy-Boy-Girl, Boys Have Penises, Clinton, Cock, Coitus Interruptus, Coke, Condoms, Girl-Boy, Girl-Girl-Boy, Jenna, Jenna Haze, Jesus, Kiss and Make Up, Myspace Alex, Naked, Penetratus, Penis, Pornography, Read A Book, STDs, Saddam, Scaffolding, Thank You Steve Roberts, Virtual Sex, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying
ROBERTS OR ROBERTS?
Was this occurance caused by Roberts…
Or Roberts?
Q1. Gay marriage.
A1. ROBERTS!
Q2. Abortions!!!!!!!
A2: ROBERTS!
Q2. The career of Julia Roberts.
A2.: obviously
He is after all…a Roberts.
Q3. The Roberts coat of arms.
A3. uh…. I don’t think either are responsible for that… I mean.. it’s super ugly.
Q4. Bleeding Ulcers.
Hmm… This one [...]
June 24, 2007 in Cluckbody, Cock, Coitus Interruptus, Condoms, D'Onofrio, Ellie Idol, Lesbians, MD, Mentalism, Naked, Penis, Pornography, Saddam, Slavery, Vagina, Vishnu, molestation
Dear House,
I think my sister and I will go to dinner to this place called Tea & Sympathy in the WeVi. We will talk only of you and ignore death.
Love,
Drunk Equals You
June 19, 2007 in Democracy, Dr. Frederick Pearson Smith, God, House, Hugh Laurie, Hurricane Katrina, I Am Legend, I Am The Most Powerful Fuck In Darfur, Jesus, Katrina, Lawless, MD, Myspace Alex, Religion Is A Pueblo Indian Without A Head That Is Stil, Roberts, Saddam, Time Warner, Tsunami, Vishnu, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Wilson, Women, war
Ok, so yeah! Team iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing just got a note from Hugh Laurie faxed over. This is so cool!
Dear Amy and Alex,
Thanks for the fruit basket and diamond-encrusted name plate! The plums were a little dry but it really is cherry season in the states. The flavour is simply stunning.
As the fourth vote in the “poll,” [...]
June 19, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, Amy's Quiz Show, Chinamen, Dinosaurs, Dr. Frederick Pearson Smith, Faggotry, Hemingway, Katrina, Paris Hilton, Saddam, Slavery, Tsunami, Vanity Fair, Vishnu, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Washington
Roberts, who claims that Jim Morrison used to inflate his women’s assholes with air (which he calls “The Swiss Balloon”), recently asked me what Hurricane Katrina and Tsunami would say if Jesus Christ asked them, you know, why they killed so many people. (Amy covered a lot of this in her quiz. But it’s important [...]
June 10, 2007 in "Homos", AIDS, Amy, Blacks, Chinamen, Con-ED, Roberts, Saddam, Tank, chinks
Good MORNING! You were sitting there being complicit. I can too!
I remember…
how salt and pepper is hot!
I remember when Tank was straight:
I remember when my weapon cache….
fit on the kitchen table:
I remember…. how I used to be able to get people to do shit for me.
I remember why [...]
Roberts Needs People To Like Him
June 24, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, AIDS Helps You Lose Weight, Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Diabetes, Ellie Idol, Roberts Williams, Saddam, Scaffolding, Slash Fic, Web Log Commentary, Wilson