Archive for the 'Roberts' Category
Hi. I’m Alex Smith. I own a sybian.
I use this so I can nap while my prostitutes (or “toots” as I like to call them) get themselves off. I have so much money that I can literally afford to NOT fuck prostitutes.
But the reason I’m writing here today is that I’m actually [...]
I just found myself in the uncommon position of leaving Steve Roberts a voicemail. It’s not common that I find myself in such a position but here I was calling Roberts and leaving him with directions to a poetry reading that we’re both attending this evening. Roberts’ computer is broken, so when ran into him in [...]
I love you Lord Vore.
Roberts sent this to me the other day. I think he’s trying to “send a message.” Uh, there’s only one David Cho and it ain’t him.
Tell Roberts I said hi!
Tell Roberts I said “Hi.”
tell roberts i said hi.
Tell Roberts We Said Hi.
Heath Ledger and Brad Renfro died so that Roberts could stick around.
What a bunch of bores. Er… not you Roberts. I meant Pacey and Daw-son.
julia robert’s head or a penis head?
julia robert’s head or a cock head?
julia robert’s head or a cock head? (ubhhhhh)
Julia roberts’ head or a cock head?
julia roberts head or a penis head?
Happy Birthday Roberts
Mob Legend’s
Designer Drug List
Ascendos says: “This list teaches Mob Legend how to live the inside drug culture now that he’s moved away from chaw and wants to embrace introvenous drug culture.”
1. Requiem for a Dream (Director’s Cut) DVD ~ Ellen Burstyn
Ascendos says:
“Quim coverage. Don’t let them know you’re holding your leg.”
2. The Departed (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
Ascendos [...]
Back in Julys, when Mob Legend and I were merely a pea-in-the-pod type bloggers, I didn’t even know what a “Tag” was.
Me and Mob Legend Before we blogged:
(Me left, Blog Legend, Right) I’m like 3 years older that Blog Legend, but who cares. We were both infantas at the same time.
Well, back when we began, [...]
A LETTER BY MARK TULIP CHICKPEA (IN EXILE) TO HIS FAMILY
TRANSLATED BY NOGOOD BOYO (A KNOWN JOCK)
Tenderness, Tulip, Little Chickpea,
If I don’t write like I should it’s because I’m a little bitch who falls apart whenever I read what you write me. I should have turned off. It wouldn’t have hurt. Maybe just a bit. [...]
Nogood Boyo for his poem:
The email offered me ‘pr0n’
if I’d only download its .com
I fucked the disk drive
’til my poor dick was fried,
and still, I wasn’t turned on.
But a super special iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing second prize go to Zipco for his stunningly lyric limerick that was actually going to win.
It was this one:
I once [...]
Good morning shark week! Day 4 arrived late but it arrived so let’s be joyous and celebrate Its week!
To read day four click here
I wonder if Alex will see Superbad with me or with Roberts. (Picture of me weeping.)
Love,
Ascending.
A moment of silence for the injured, befallen, and survivors of the Virginia Tech Disaster:
HEY SUCKAZ!
Wha’s UP? Thanks for stopping by on the Sunday: VIRGINIA TECH DAY! (SORRY REZNECKS!)
Three young tow headed youths stopped by iheardabouthisreallycoolthing HQ and submitted their poetry about the slayins and VTECH. These kids were super disturbed by what [...]
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