Archive for the 'Paris Hilton' Category
I love you Lord Vore.
Good morning!
Police detectives getting rimmed & blown.
Remember Paris?
Look what fucking paris hilton does to your dick:
The only way to treat her body is like it’s an object. She has begged for this:
We have to get our numbers up.
Here’s something else fucking Paris can do to your dick:
Oh…sup, girls?
Dis Taye-Taye.
Yo, I been so busy with nursing school I’ve neglected my reporting duties for Legend and Ascendancy!
What be a vagina?
Vaginas be slimy and beautiufl! Get ova y’alls self and pick one up! Y’all knowaIsayin…gurl power!
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Suri Cruise fotografs Lindsay Lohan’s SideBOOB.
Taye-Taye Talk:
“I be non-plussed by a bosom with a sexy stretch mark mapping the [...]
*This has nothing/everything to do with summer 07 Blockbuster “The Bourne Ultimatum.”
BATHSHEBA**, MD–
Legend is a dangerous individual. He has been known to badly impersonate Matthew McConnaghey.
Oh shit. I don’t even care about this post. What a fucking sham. Here’s a picture of Paris we haven’t seen in a while. [...]
Shark Week is every week, slaves. We all know that.
But the thing is, that there is a special, commemorative week to celebrate Shark Week. And that was last week. We have a special page for Shark Week, in which we use hard science, as well as the all-too-familiar “Rashomon” trope, to really make Shark Week [...]
America’s Greatest Failures: From the Annals of Joe Hotass
What’s up guys. This is Joe Hotass. I’m an unemployed journalist.
I have a one-bedroom apartment in downtown Philadelphia. I have two children with my ex-wife Darla. My daughter is 12 years old and her breasts have developed magnificently. My son is 25 years old, and he [...]
See the white shit hanging off britney’s fingers? That’s Paris Hilton’s DNA. She’s way whiter than us.
Just kidding. Here is a picture of Brad Pitt’s penis (same diff eh?):
thanks brad! Just keep going about your business.
Sup y’all? Did Taye-Taye!
Did y’alls hear about dis Lindsay Lohan shit? They found a Spanish Vagina inside her a-hole? LMFAO!
Anyway, onto the news!
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Condom filled with cocaine found in Lindsay’s Greek Vagina (Her arsehole)
Taye-Taye Talk: “Come baby, come, baby-baby come, come!”
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Paris Hilton films new video with Rick Solomon!
Taye-Taye Talk: When yo ass be that [...]
My friend’s in a lot of trouble. Please believe in him by going to a party.
By clicking on Paris you can support him. Clicking it will not hurt you.
wow. she makes nomi malone look like a hack!
We thousand hits now!
High Leg Kicks!
Hi. It’s me.
Uh, what’s going on?
Enough of this “grey area” shite. What’s going on?
Me and bro bro like to grow grow. This is how we’s roll.
JoJo all psyched to be a part of my operations. That’s how we Ro’ll.
Craig, where you put my jujufruits?
HeJa
Hey gals! My full name Frederick Alexander Smith III.
At this blog “I Hate Racists,” I have gone by such names as Alex No-Quiz, King Mob, His Legend, and, of course, I Am Legend. Some have called me “God Help You,” and others have called me a chinaman.
Anyway, here you go:
Scientists have said a lot of [...]
I am Musashi, author of Five Rings.
Wall Street Power-Brokers unite under my superior swordsman skills and help me shit on Paris Hilton!
Ha!!! Chupa! Ha!!! Slash!!!
You poor thing! You holy smoke burn on my clean place! Beautiful person you be! You must be brave for us!!!! Oh, Hilton, Hilton, Hilton, you no Jenna Haze in you [...]
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