Archive for the 'Lindsay Lohan' Category
Apparently this is an image of Lindsay sucking dick.
I need her lips around my crank.
Not since the storied days of doped horses throwing their jockeys on the Pimlico track has their been such a courageous statement of protest. The Dick Pig Review will rup you, crup you, muck you and cruck you. The strongest dental dam will not protect you from this collective’s wrath. [...]
Oh…sup, girls?
Dis Taye-Taye.
Yo, I been so busy with nursing school I’ve neglected my reporting duties for Legend and Ascendancy!
What be a vagina?
Vaginas be slimy and beautiufl! Get ova y’alls self and pick one up! Y’all knowaIsayin…gurl power!
ITEM!
Suri Cruise fotografs Lindsay Lohan’s SideBOOB.
Taye-Taye Talk:
“I be non-plussed by a bosom with a sexy stretch mark mapping the [...]
Saturday, which I now call Starday, is Reznor day, friends and droids. Okay, first things first: The Fragile is too long.
It’s a great album, and it has a little of Reznor apocalypse and Reznor I hate you and Reznor I’m a rapper. He says shit and fuck and all that good stuff, too.
This one, “Where [...]
America’s Greatest Failures: From the Annals of Joe Hotass
What’s up guys. This is Joe Hotass. I’m an unemployed journalist.
I have a one-bedroom apartment in downtown Philadelphia. I have two children with my ex-wife Darla. My daughter is 12 years old and her breasts have developed magnificently. My son is 25 years old, and he [...]
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When you click this link, or click vote, you will be asked to vote on whether or not you would ball Lindsay Lohan. Magi, tell Raul I say “Hi, thanks for the lovin’ last nite.”
UPDATE: Well, cpoll shut this poll down, I think. They all shut [...]
Sup y’all? Did Taye-Taye!
Did y’alls hear about dis Lindsay Lohan shit? They found a Spanish Vagina inside her a-hole? LMFAO!
Anyway, onto the news!
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Condom filled with cocaine found in Lindsay’s Greek Vagina (Her arsehole)
Taye-Taye Talk: “Come baby, come, baby-baby come, come!”
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Paris Hilton films new video with Rick Solomon!
Taye-Taye Talk: When yo ass be that [...]
Ok, it’s not friday or anywhere near friday, but I felt compelled to speak to you all about something very important to all of us here at iheardabouthisreallycoolthing: Lindsay Lohan’s fucked up vagina.
In a previous post, Dr. Legend posted a triptych about the upskirt vaginal canals of three women who have found themselves in the [...]
Hey gals! My full name Frederick Alexander Smith III.
At this blog “I Hate Racists,” I have gone by such names as Alex No-Quiz, King Mob, His Legend, and, of course, I Am Legend. Some have called me “God Help You,” and others have called me a chinaman.
Anyway, here you go:
Scientists have said a lot of [...]
ok Craig, you just trust me on this one. I’m with Roberts on Legend’s computer. So that’s why this shows up as from him. but i wanted to show you this one link Roberts showed me.
Don’t jerk off about it too much.
By the way Craig, call me when you get home [...]
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– I STAND ALONE was spotted in Union Square with what appeared to be a human female/Roberts. At this time, details are still pouring in but we may be in for some big changes. I STAND ALONE has always prided himself upon his journalistic integrity, truth-telling prowess, and or use of blazers.
Here’s an unnecessary pic of Roberts!
Good day!
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