Archive for the 'JUMA' Category
I love you Lord Vore.
MISS ME?
MISS ME?
NOW YOU HAVTUAH
KISS
ME
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I AM IN LOVEZ!!!!
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SHE IS SO BEATUTIFUL.
THINK I CAN SCORE?
I WILL GET HER HIGH FIRST.
Sing, Mob, the anger of Laurie’s child House
and its third season’s devastation,
which put pains thousandfold upon the Ascendancy,
hurled in their multitudes to the house of Fox strong souls
of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the delicate feasting
of dogs, of all birds, and the will of “God” was accomplished
since that time when first there stood [...]
LOL
ICEDLATTE TIME.
WOLRLD SOMEONE ESPLAIN ME THERE’S OPPORTUNITYT FOR ME TO BE CAS CAST MEMBER OF THE NEW SHIT SHOW ‘GOSSIP GIRL”?
MORE THAN THAT, I’M WORNDERING IF I MADE MISTAKE DROPPIN G OUT FO OF AMERICA. E NEVER SINCE I GOT BACK, I CAN’T MASURBATE. JUMA PISSED ODD. WHAT AM I [...]
WHARF KINDSA PEOPLE LIKE TO LIVE IN THURSKEY SANDWHICH? NOT MEE! JUMA IS AMBACK IN MERICA. I TOOK THE PLANE OFF AND THE AMTRAK OFF. AND MY CLOTHES OFF. I FORKED OFVER THREE HUNRDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS TO PREVENT ME FRO FROCKING A MAN’S MOUTH.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD?
FUCKING CRAIG IS SUCH A [...]
L LIKE MY FATEHR (ABDULLAH GUL) WAS PREMOTESDE TO PRIMEMINSTER TURKEY SUB!
DON’T BE A HATAR! BUT YOU MUST CALL ME SIR JUMA NOW!
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WHY DO YOU ASK? WELL THANKS FOR ASKING. MY LASTNAME IS GUL AND I DON’T THINK YOU KNOWED THAT. BUT AS STANDZ , I WERE WATCHING ‘THE STEWIE GRIVFFIN ” FAMILS GIYS [...]
We all thought Shark Week was going to be one of those sad IHATRCT posts that was ahead of its time, intelligent, and completely ignored by our readers.
Not so.
Apart from the disasters we have experienced (i.e. Digg fucking us, Roberts making love to us, so on…), Shark Week has been an incomparable (besides JUMA and, [...]
Couple months ago, when JUMA was used by the Taliban to be part of the Suicide-Kidz Corpz, Legend and I were at his place, planning a Dirty Limerick Contest (ENTER TILLS FRIDAY!) and toiling away our Saturday finding that perfect shot of Lindsay Lohan for the site. I know these entries seem like they [...]
What Your Latte Says About You
You don’t treat yourself very often. You find that indulging doesn’t jibe with your very disciplined life.You can be quite silly at times, but you know when to buckle down and be serious.Intense and energetic, you aren’t completely happy unless you are bouncing off the walls.
You’re addicted to caffeine. There’s [...]
Hey Baby! Some people call me the Space Cowboy! Doo-doo doo doo doo! The Panhandler of Love!
Yo, you can’t handle my version of Reznor day. You just can’t. You just can’t!
Picture this: Amy “Lawless” Lawless at 16. Or whatevs. I’m like maybe 17. It [...]
OOOH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HAVE YOU HAD SLIDERS BEFORE? AREYOUKIDDLING ME? THEY ARE MINI BERGERS AND IT’S SO FUCKED UP. I KEEP EATING HTME AND I’M LIKE READY FOR SOME CHING WBAD REAL BWAD TO HABVPPEN! LIKE 911 OR BULLSHIT.
I MEAN WHAT SA FUCK ARE YOU ONNAA DO? I WAS [...]
Hi. It’s Amy. …I know this is going to take on the tone of a ‘Dear Roberts’ …I mean ‘Dear John’ letter but let me just get to the point. Uh, things have been great since you moved to Manhattan. We go on walks, we see the sights, we play Guitar Hero. But here’s the [...]
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA! YOU THOUGHT IT WASN’T ME BECUZ IT AS A JEWTU VIDEO! AHAHAHAHAHH IAM DRIKING ARONGE SODA AND ON A BLANKET AT THE DESERT BEACH CUNY ILANGD WATCHING MIANEWYORKDOLLSB52S ND SOME CURSIVE SRIPT!
BUT MUST TELL YOU BRIEF TAIL ABOUT WHEN JUMA WASHED IAMLEGEND AND ASENDANCEY PROCURE STARBUSCK.
I WAS [...]
OH MAN CHECK IT OUT! I GOT PHOTO OPERATION OPPRETUNITY WITH AMERMBER OF THE GOVERMENT!
ON THE RIGHT IS MY SIDEKICK JOMBERTS. JOMBERTS DOES NOT HAVE ANY POSSESSIONS AND I OCCASIONALLY LET HIM HAVE ONE DORITO. HE ALWAYS HANGS OUT WITH ME AND DOES NOT LIKE TO READ BOOKS. HE HATES THE MOVIE “THE BEACH” STARING [...]
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