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Last night I was hanging out with some friends at a reading. Afterwards, we grabbed a little bite to eat nearby. I Stand Alone, a some-time contributor to IHATERACISTS was in attendance. He’d mentioned earlier in the evening that he had to go to Bed-Stuy to hang out with Roberts.
Yes, the [...]
Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree…
Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!
It’s me, YachtClub! I know, it’s been ages. I was on vacation, as you can see. By “on vacation” I mean, “sitting by the pool high as a fucking kite.”
That heap of faggotry in the shot behind me tried to steal my sunglasses seconds after the photo was taken. Luckily, my new man came to the rescue, [...]
Hey Baby! Some people call me the Space Cowboy! Doo-doo doo doo doo! The Panhandler of Love!
Yo, you can’t handle my version of Reznor day. You just can’t. You just can’t!
Picture this: Amy “Lawless” Lawless at 16. Or whatevs. I’m like maybe 17. It [...]
A moment of silence for the injured, befallen, and survivors of the Virginia Tech Disaster:
HEY SUCKAZ!
Wha’s UP? Thanks for stopping by on the Sunday: VIRGINIA TECH DAY! (SORRY REZNECKS!)
Three young tow headed youths stopped by iheardabouthisreallycoolthing HQ and submitted their poetry about the slayins and VTECH. These kids were super disturbed by what [...]
Hello. My name is Musashi and I am samurai from ancient Japan!
Hiiiiii-ya motherfuckers!
Me wrote Book of Five Rings, about sword-fight. Read by Masters-of-Universe types on Wall Street and Asio-philes!
Ha! Hoo! Ha!
House, MD: Hugh Laurie, grow a set of balls! Bang Cuddy and young doctor (who unbelievable as doctor but smoking burn on the tips of [...]
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– I STAND ALONE was spotted in Union Square with what appeared to be a human female/Roberts. At this time, details are still pouring in but we may be in for some big changes. I STAND ALONE has always prided himself upon his journalistic integrity, truth-telling prowess, and or use of blazers.
Here’s an unnecessary pic of Roberts!
Good day!
Ascendency
Good evening, fanbase. It’s me, YachtClub!
Since news broke of my addition to the much-ballyhooed Roberts Blog [insert trademark sign, thx] the questions have been gushing in, like so much sea sputum up my barely-existent skirt. So let’s get to it.
Number one question: Do you even know Roberts, you nautical slut?
Well, no. And that’s why I’ve [...]
Amy keeps asking for pictures of me, cause she thinks Alex is hording me! That’s so sweet!
Okay, okay, okay—Amy, here’s a picture of me.
Alright, gotta get back to work (I’ve got a lot of studying to do today!)
P.S. Here’s my myspace profile. Alex, will you put it up?
Hey Girls!
You don’t know me yet, so let me introduce myself, my name is Taye-Taye, and I’m the flamingest grapewaud you’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ll be handling the news for now, because Ms Ascendancy and Mr Legend are busy MAKING headlines!
Onto the NEWS:
ITEM!
Paris Hilton contracts sissphyliss [sic], claims she’s all sick in the [...]
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Bogie-n-Bacall on Roberts
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”