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Hi. It’s Amy. …I know this is going to take on the tone of a ‘Dear Roberts’ …I mean ‘Dear John’ letter but let me just get to the point. Uh, things have been great since you moved to Manhattan. We go on walks, we see the sights, we play Guitar Hero. But here’s the [...]
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA! YOU THOUGHT IT WASN’T ME BECUZ IT AS A JEWTU VIDEO! AHAHAHAHAHH IAM DRIKING ARONGE SODA AND ON A BLANKET AT THE DESERT BEACH CUNY ILANGD WATCHING MIANEWYORKDOLLSB52S ND SOME CURSIVE SRIPT!
BUT MUST TELL YOU BRIEF TAIL ABOUT WHEN JUMA WASHED IAMLEGEND AND ASENDANCEY PROCURE STARBUSCK.
I WAS [...]
It is worth your time to watch this. Just start at minute one to see beautiful Trent Reznick. It will make you love Reznick more than you already do.
Thanks Reznick,
Legend
P.S. Have you entered our CONTEST yet? It pays.
P.P.S.
Reznick
OH MAN CHECK IT OUT! I GOT PHOTO OPERATION OPPRETUNITY WITH AMERMBER OF THE GOVERMENT!
ON THE RIGHT IS MY SIDEKICK JOMBERTS. JOMBERTS DOES NOT HAVE ANY POSSESSIONS AND I OCCASIONALLY LET HIM HAVE ONE DORITO. HE ALWAYS HANGS OUT WITH ME AND DOES NOT LIKE TO READ BOOKS. HE HATES THE MOVIE “THE BEACH” STARING [...]
LOL! IT’S ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Tanks to LEGEND AND ASCENDENCY FOR LETTING ME BLOGS AGAIN! LOLZ. I WAS HIRED BY ASCENDENCY TO SUICIDE BOBM THE ROBERTS WITH CHICKN MCNUGGETS.
SHE SAY “GO TO MC-Y D’S AND GET 6 12-PACKS OF THE MC NUGGETS. YOU CAN EAT THE FRIES YOURSELF. JUST THROW ALL THE MC NUGGETS AT ROBERTS!”
THAT [...]
Dear Diary,
As you know, it’s been ten days since I’ve written in you, and you know that sux. But what am I supposed to do about it? General Westbird has me on a strict training regimen this week. He wants me to mop the floor in war games on Tuesday 0800 and they’ve got me [...]
Amy keeps asking for pictures of me, cause she thinks Alex is hording me! That’s so sweet!
Okay, okay, okay—Amy, here’s a picture of me.
Alright, gotta get back to work (I’ve got a lot of studying to do today!)
P.S. Here’s my myspace profile. Alex, will you put it up?
I was on this sea cruise last few days. Still on one. I was all “PSYCH” and then the following things happened.
1. I ate one of these
2. I started walking down the street and everyone did this to me:
because I was wearing a sign on my back that said “I am a little less than [...]
Last night, at the benefit for Darfur, AIDS, and progeria, I swear I saw you kiss that giant African guy.
I can’t blame you.
He was a perfect specimen of manhood- built, silent, but a mean, sex-buster stare under his fantastic eyes.
Still, that doesn’t excuse your behavior. We have to have a talk. People have killed each [...]
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