Archive for the 'I Am Legend' Category
While searching for this ellie idol picture for Mob Legend as a birthday offering, I came across 2 pictures of roberts in the google image search. Hmm.
Happy Birthday, Mob Legend.
Hey everyone (LMFAO!!!).
My name is Craigles or Craig. I am a US Marine. Semper fi mafackey!
Anyways, I just wanted all y’alls to suck up on this.
This is my girlfriend, Rachel. She’s Jewish or something. She claims she’s embarrassed because someone called her a bitch.
I was embarrassed because some guy saw her real hair on the [...]
I am Musashi, author of Five Rings.
Wall Street Power-Brokers unite under my superior swordsman skills and help me shit on Paris Hilton!
Ha!!! Chupa! Ha!!! Slash!!!
You poor thing! You holy smoke burn on my clean place! Beautiful person you be! You must be brave for us!!!! Oh, Hilton, Hilton, Hilton, you no Jenna Haze in you [...]
Hello. My name is Musashi and I am samurai from ancient Japan!
Hiiiiii-ya motherfuckers!
Me wrote Book of Five Rings, about sword-fight. Read by Masters-of-Universe types on Wall Street and Asio-philes!
Ha! Hoo! Ha!
House, MD: Hugh Laurie, grow a set of balls! Bang Cuddy and young doctor (who unbelievable as doctor but smoking burn on the tips of [...]
Hey Girls, Taye-Taye here!
I just finished my second test at nursing school and I got a 10/10!!! Anyway, onto the weekly news!
ITEM!!!!!
Magic: The Gathering cards found at the home of S. Alan Larner and I Am Legend.
Taye-Taye Talk: “Break the rubber parachute and buck up to the 6-9 Expressway, girl!”
ITEM!!!!!
Paris Hilton’s vagina exterminated by I [...]
Ok, so yeah! Team iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing just got a note from Hugh Laurie faxed over. This is so cool!
Dear Amy and Alex,
Thanks for the fruit basket and diamond-encrusted name plate! The plums were a little dry but it really is cherry season in the states. The flavour is simply stunning.
As the fourth vote in the “poll,” [...]
When someone uses the “N-word,” all I hear is the word “IGNORANT.”
When someone uses the “F-word,” I ask them: Don’t you know that a faggot is just a bundle of sticks?
When I hear the “W-word” all I think is: You bigots!
What’s up Fitz,
I’m writing you this e-mail to let you know a few things:
I run a six-minute mile in waist-deep water. I swim a three-minute mile. I am against slavery. I am against Greenpeace and I am against freedom. I only eat organic food. I am one of the 6.6 billion people on the earth, [...]
Last night, at the benefit for Darfur, AIDS, and progeria, I swear I saw you kiss that giant African guy.
I can’t blame you.
He was a perfect specimen of manhood- built, silent, but a mean, sex-buster stare under his fantastic eyes.
Still, that doesn’t excuse your behavior. We have to have a talk. People have killed each [...]
Hey Fitz,
Remember me? If you don’t recognize my voice then you’re an idiot. But since you are an idiot- it’s Tank. Yeah, Tank, the same guy who you threw your cotton candy at during the fair last week. Fuck off, Fitz.
Fitz, you German bastard. About 15 years ago your people killed a few hundred Jews [...]
Well I’ve got some. That’s right. It’s bought and paid for. It was white, and then I thought, what the hell, this shit smells pretty good, I’ll taste it. So I tasted it. It was salty and oddly satisfying.
Johnny, you’re probably reading this right now and you’re all freaking out about me eating Play-Doh, like, [...]
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