Archive for the 'Amy' Category

Isn’t she talented? Wow.

I CAN HAZ YOU GET FUCK IN ASS?

I CAN HAZ YOU MOST POPULR BLAG?

U BUCKY DON’ GUN NIGGA?

ME IZ GREEK VAGINA? ME IZ PLOWED BY RAUL?

MY CUZIN VINNY DON’ GUN? FUCKIN’ GOOMBA?

Hey guys,
This is Tank. Training’s been going really well! Yesterday we walked around the new flight simulator. See ya!

Hey Girls, Taye-Taye here!

I just finished my second test at nursing school and I got a 10/10!!! Anyway, onto the weekly news!
ITEM!!!!!
Magic: The Gathering cards found at the home of S. Alan Larner and I Am Legend.

Taye-Taye Talk: “Break the rubber parachute and buck up to the 6-9 Expressway, girl!”
ITEM!!!!!
Paris Hilton’s vagina exterminated by I [...]

Sally, where are you? I’m really scared in this dungeon you put me in, baby. Give me one last shot at getting it right with this erotic prose.

Okay, so…um…shit. Right, got it. Dude is walking down the street and sees this girl. Oh, by the way- true story.
The girl’s Asian, but…you know…not too Asian. You [...]

As Tall as Oak, and Twice as Hard: A Full and Accurate Account of my Travels In the Eastern Region of the United States of America and How I came to Hear of the Sage and Healer Roberts and What Events Befell Me Before and After Having Heard the Rumors and My Subsequent Determination to [...]

For two days, beginning today or tomorrow, I Stand Alone–who is not Roberts, and only Amy and myself know his/her true identity–will be guest-posting on iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing. You will still receive updates from Amy and myself. Thanks for to all voting.
Love you so much and want to marry you,
I Am Legend

God damnit. What is GOING ON?
Ok, here. Look at us. Alex, if you’re offended by this picture shadow Roberts took of us, delete it. But god damn it. Look at how pathetic and tan and relaxed we look. We don’t know how to handle “strangers” “commenting on our blog.” I’ve [...]

In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]

 
As some of you may have heard, there have been some rumors around the blog that Zazerski is going to suicide.
 
These rumors are totally fabricated.
 
P.S. If you see my trucker hat with the picture of a mouse drinking gin on it, please forward it, along with the whens and wheres of you finding it, to [...]

 
You post the best comments on this blog and that includes Lawless and Myself and Roberts and don’t leave us without another sweet line.

Ellie Idol,
If it wasn’t clear enough after I wrote that e-mail to your alternative modelling agency, Ellie, then let me make it clearer. I want you to star as my girlfriend in the next life. This is a picture of you when your stage name was Chloe.

Alex: A List of Pros and Cons
Pro: I’m not [...]

Why Does Roberts Love Scaffolding So Much?
I’m afraid the answer lies in the Bavarian Forest with Scott Larner.
My best,
Amy

After another shitty night at the Beauty Bar in which some girl kept thrusting her dick into the side of my leg, Roberts decided to break up the monotony and scale some scaffolding outside of the shoe store.

Leave it to this guy…now get back to Amy’s quiz below.