Archive for the 'Alex' Category
Hi. I’m Alex Smith. I own a sybian.
I use this so I can nap while my prostitutes (or “toots” as I like to call them) get themselves off. I have so much money that I can literally afford to NOT fuck prostitutes.
But the reason I’m writing here today is that I’m actually [...]
Hey Baby! Some people call me the Space Cowboy! Doo-doo doo doo doo! The Panhandler of Love!
Yo, you can’t handle my version of Reznor day. You just can’t. You just can’t!
Picture this: Amy “Lawless” Lawless at 16. Or whatevs. I’m like maybe 17. It [...]
Hey Girls, Taye-Taye here!
I just finished my second test at nursing school and I got a 10/10!!! Anyway, onto the weekly news!
ITEM!!!!!
Magic: The Gathering cards found at the home of S. Alan Larner and I Am Legend.
Taye-Taye Talk: “Break the rubber parachute and buck up to the 6-9 Expressway, girl!”
ITEM!!!!!
Paris Hilton’s vagina exterminated by I [...]
Sally, where are you? I’m really scared in this dungeon you put me in, baby. Give me one last shot at getting it right with this erotic prose.
Okay, so…um…shit. Right, got it. Dude is walking down the street and sees this girl. Oh, by the way- true story.
The girl’s Asian, but…you know…not too Asian. You [...]
As Tall as Oak, and Twice as Hard: A Full and Accurate Account of my Travels In the Eastern Region of the United States of America and How I came to Hear of the Sage and Healer Roberts and What Events Befell Me Before and After Having Heard the Rumors and My Subsequent Determination to [...]
I wanted to take a stab at erotic writing, to try to impress Sally, our good friend over at Proper or Pleased. I’m hoping that Sally will be kind enough to review my work, and maybe give me a few pointers.
So, without further ado, here goes!
Okay, so, true story, first of all. Her name is [...]
God damnit. What is GOING ON?
Ok, here. Look at us. Alex, if you’re offended by this picture shadow Roberts took of us, delete it. But god damn it. Look at how pathetic and tan and relaxed we look. We don’t know how to handle “strangers” “commenting on our blog.” I’ve [...]
In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]
Why Does Roberts Love Scaffolding So Much?
I’m afraid the answer lies in the Bavarian Forest with Scott Larner.
My best,
Amy
Natural Disaster or Caused by Steve Roberts?
Natural Disaster:
Or Roberts?
Q1. Hermit Crabs.
Always crashing at your place. Natural Disaster Or Roberts?
A1:
This one is a roberts. No doubt.
Q2. 9-11.
A2. This one is difficult. The terror came from the sky. But I can’t really say that it was natural. It was an evil [...]
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The Droid Army Talks
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Roberts Needs People To Like Him
June 24, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, AIDS Helps You Lose Weight, Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Diabetes, Ellie Idol, Roberts Williams, Saddam, Scaffolding, Slash Fic, Web Log Commentary, Wilson