August 4, 2007 in Al Qaeda, Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Charles Simic, Charlotte Rampling, Freddy Kreuger, IHEARDABOUTTHISREALLYCOOLTHING, ITEM!, Inconvenient Truth, Iraq, JUMA, Johnny Cash, Reznick, Reznor Day
Hey Baby! Some people call me the Space Cowboy! Doo-doo doo doo doo! The Panhandler of Love!
Yo, you can’t handle my version of Reznor day. You just can’t. You just can’t!
Picture this: Amy “Lawless” Lawless at 16. Or whatevs. I’m like maybe 17. It [...]
July 18, 2007 in 1000 Hits In A Day, A Tall Ship and a Star To Steer Her By, Alex No-Quiz, Amy Ascends, Crack Cocaine, Cutty Sark, Cyrillic, D.C., Death and Dying, Double Penetration, Freedom, George W. Bush, Gordon Brown, Headcheese, Hot or Not, I Got Wasted Last Night, It's a fucking sock doll., Keep Hope Alive, Moscow on the Hudson, Muff, Murder, Pee-Wee Herman, Roberts, Sexy World Leaders, Slash Fic, Smell My Finger, That guy at Hi-Fi Last Night Was a Fuckin Prick, Threesomes, Vodka, YachtClub, orange soda, war
Hey cocksuckaz! I’m back.
My chocha is burning, compadres - and I’m not just talking about the ton of hot lead between my legs. A thousand hits in one day is great and all, but let’s bump this shizz up. I know what all you perverts out there are looking for. What do you think I’m [...]
July 14, 2007 in 1000 Hits In A Day, Alex No-Quiz, Amy's Quiz Show, Blacks, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Britney Spears Vagina, Bryan Delano Wong, Deeper the wound, Dick Pig Review, Dinosaurs, I Got Wasted Last Night, I want you inside me, I was a yellow star phase, I'm inside you, I'm not sure if I'm gonna by the tee-shirt, I'm tired of being alone with Indians
Y’alls. Dis Pinnocle. I heard that if you yanks yo krank onto a picture of a rabbit, then you’ll scrunch us up on thems hits. We need 22 more to break a 1,000.
Filly-cheesesteak on the verbal communique. We need all y’alls back on the site to prove the point. Haha!
SSSSsally now’s the time to [...]
July 1, 2007 in 9-11, 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, Alex No-Quiz, B.D. Wong, Boy-Boy, Boys Have Penises, Butch D.'s, Cyrillic, Faggotry, I Stand Alone, I'm tired of being alone with Indians, It's a fucking sock doll., JUMA, Katrina, Roberts, Roberts Boy Toy, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, She Who Is Ascendancy, Yayo
If you go to the links on the side, you see that the link for Myspace Alex (I AM LEGEND) the link doesn’t work. The link brings you to a dead page. I feel like I am Legend was kidnapped by Roberts and the next few pages will from I Am Legend will be Stockholm [...]
June 27, 2007 in Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Amy, Amy's Quiz Show, BBQ Sauce, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Hurricane Katrina, Scott Larner, The Vagina Monologues, Zazersdki
As Tall as Oak, and Twice as Hard: A Full and Accurate Account of my Travels In the Eastern Region of the United States of America and How I came to Hear of the Sage and Healer Roberts and What Events Befell Me Before and After Having Heard the Rumors and My Subsequent Determination to [...]
Last night I went to a bar by myself and played Buck Hunter for about an hour. I got home, you know, thinking, “If you can masturbate, you should, but if you’re too tired, no one’s gonna give you shit for it.”
Fast forward five minutes to me reading this e-mail in the dark:
From: Kurtis Peacock
To: [...]
You post the best comments on this blog and that includes Lawless and Myself and Roberts and don’t leave us without another sweet line.
June 16, 2007 in "Homos", Alex No-Quiz, Amy, Double Penetration, Faggotry, Girl-Girl-Boy, Hermit Crab, Hugh Laurie, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, No One Likes What's Happening In Darfur, Saxophone Guy
Ellie Idol,
If it wasn’t clear enough after I wrote that e-mail to your alternative modelling agency, Ellie, then let me make it clearer. I want you to star as my girlfriend in the next life. This is a picture of you when your stage name was Chloe.
Alex: A List of Pros and Cons
Pro: I’m not [...]
Why Does Roberts Love Scaffolding So Much?
I’m afraid the answer lies in the Bavarian Forest with Scott Larner.
My best,
Amy
June 15, 2007 in Alex No-Quiz, Amy, Amy's Quiz Show, Boy-Boy-Girl, Butch D.'s, Coitus Interruptus, Double Penetration, Girl-Boy, Girl-Girl-Boy, Non-Chink Related Racism, Penetratus, Rama Lama Ding Dong, Scott Larner
After another shitty night at the Beauty Bar in which some girl kept thrusting her dick into the side of my leg, Roberts decided to break up the monotony and scale some scaffolding outside of the shoe store.
Leave it to this guy…now get back to Amy’s quiz below.
White Tights, A Retrospective
July 2, 2007 in "Homos", 9-11, AIDS, Alex No-Quiz, Amy Ascends, B.D. Wong, Baryshnikov, Cock, Coke, Crack, Tiannamen Square, Timberlake, Web Log Commentary, White Tights, Why won't Star Wars Just Die?, Wilson, Zazersdki
hey Craig. Check out these fucking hot legs.
That clover is like painted on her milky white skin!!!!
ughh. this is so gross. i hate white tights when a child wears them. takes away all the sexxxx appeal.
drrrrrooooool. Craig don’t you love this?
Craig can you believe this? It’s some slut who got itchy when she was [...]