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it’s been a while…..

July 25, 2008 in AIDS
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watch the whole video/then vomit

Thanks.

November 15, 2007 in 3:10 TO JUMA, A Quiet Day In Paradise, AIDS, Abu Ghraib, Alex Educated Roberts, Deebs, Pubes
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The following images were sent to me between Saturday and today. I offer no explanations or apologies. Thanks.

Some Shit I’ve Been Working On

September 13, 2007 in "Homos", 3:10 TO JUMA, ACTIVIA CHALLENGE, AIDS, VMA's, VTech, Virginia Tech!, Vodka, Vomit, Yankee, You're probably so poor you can taste it

 
 

 

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Hrmmm…What’s Wrong With This Picture Craigles?

July 26, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, Craigles, Hentai, I Hate Racists, IHEARDABOUTTHISREALLYCOOLTHING

Hrmmmm…What’s wrong with this picture Craigles?

Hrmmmm…Craigles? What’s wrng wth thsi pciture?

Craigles…is that you? What exactly is wrong with this picture?

…Craigles?

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHanks

July 6, 2007 in AIDS, AIDS Helps You Lose Weight, HAHAHAHAHANKS, I Am Legend, RITUAL SUICIDE, Roberts, Roberts Boy Toy, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, She Who Is Ascendancy, Tom Hanks, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying

Tom Hanks: “Hey Guys, wanna hank out?”
Ascendency (to Legend): “I don’t hear anything. Do you?”
Legend (looking up from Proust): “What? Oh no” (looks down)
Hanks sat there for a long time. Like this:

Three months later, he returned to them.

Hanks knocks on Legend’s door. Legend looks through the peephole and sees:

He goes back to his [...]

White Tights, A Retrospective

July 2, 2007 in "Homos", 9-11, AIDS, Alex No-Quiz, Amy Ascends, B.D. Wong, Baryshnikov, Cock, Coke, Crack, Tiannamen Square, Timberlake, Web Log Commentary, White Tights, Why won't Star Wars Just Die?, Wilson, Zazersdki

hey Craig.  Check out these fucking hot legs.

That clover is like painted on her milky white skin!!!!

ughh.  this is so gross.   i hate white tights when a child wears them. takes away all the sexxxx appeal.

drrrrrooooool. Craig don’t you love this?

Craig can you believe this?  It’s some slut who got itchy when she was [...]

ROBERTS KIDNAPS ICED LATTE & MYSPACE-I-AM-LEGEND

July 1, 2007 in 9-11, 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, Alex No-Quiz, B.D. Wong, Boy-Boy, Boys Have Penises, Butch D.'s, Cyrillic, Faggotry, I Stand Alone, I'm tired of being alone with Indians, It's a fucking sock doll., JUMA, Katrina, Roberts, Roberts Boy Toy, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, She Who Is Ascendancy, Yayo

If you go to the links on the side, you see that the link for Myspace Alex (I AM LEGEND) the link doesn’t work.  The link brings you to a dead page.   I feel like I am Legend was kidnapped by Roberts and the next few pages will from I Am Legend will be Stockholm [...]

Столичная!

June 29, 2007 in AIDS, Baby Blues, Blow Jobs, Cyrillic, Dead Poets Society, Death and Dying, ITEM!, KGB, Keep Hope Alive, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Moscow on the Hudson, Murder, Roberts Williams, TNT, Tough Guys, Vodka, Washington, Wilson, YachtClub, Yayo

I’m rilly disappointed in you guys.
Regards, Vlad

For Your Rapist Guitar Friends

June 27, 2007 in AIDS

Especially for blue-grass

Sea Cruise Watergate

June 26, 2007 in AIDS, Cheez Curls, Iced Lattes for Assholes, Lube, Mooning, Slavery, Tank

I was on this sea cruise last few days.  Still on one.  I was all “PSYCH” and then the following things happened.
1.  I ate one of these

2.   I started walking down the street and everyone did this to me:
 
because I was wearing a sign  on my back that said “I am a little less than [...]

TAYE TAYE & HAMMER

June 26, 2007 in AIDS, Big Pun, Blow Jobs, Boston, DNA, Ellie Idol, Hammer, STDs, Tank, Taye-Taye Talk, Thank You Steve Roberts, Vanity Fair, Wilson, Women

Dear Tay Taye and Hammer,
You are all I can think about.  I have stopped thinking about Haus und D’Onofrio.  My head is turned to the side and I am investigating.
 I have eaten only a single cheeze curdle all day due to a major DNA malfuction, turning me into a huge asshole according to my heartfelt [...]

Roberts Needs People To Like Him

June 24, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, AIDS Helps You Lose Weight, Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Diabetes, Ellie Idol, Roberts Williams, Saddam, Scaffolding, Slash Fic, Web Log Commentary, Wilson


Genetic Predisposition or Roberts?

June 20, 2007 in "Homos", 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, Dental Insurance, Dirty Sanchez, Disabilities, Dr. Frederick Pearson Smith, Kiss and Make Up, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Lesbians, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, Woman With One Breast, Women, Zazersdki, war

Due to the overwhelming success of the post “Natural Disaster or Roberts?,” we are now going to have another quiz. This quiz is entitled “Genetic Predisposition or Roberts?” I know that we’re going to get a lot of guff for this because Roberts is a human. Of course, the remaining question is [...]

Dear Alex,

June 16, 2007 in AIDS, Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Amy, Nazi, Roberts, Scaffolding, Scott Larner

Why Does Roberts Love Scaffolding So Much?
I’m afraid the answer lies in the Bavarian Forest with Scott Larner.
My best,
Amy

Scott Larner, Secret Shame(n), Roberts Afficianado

June 15, 2007 in AIDS, Mindreading, Rama Lama Ding Dong, Razor Flip Phone, Roberts, Scott Larner

Alex and I bust our asses 40 hours a week each on this blog. We have no full time jobs. We just research roberts, wearing spectacle, holding monocles up to his butt, testing the ph balance of his urine, having 4 hour conference calls on the next post, furiously texting each other till like [...]

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