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I CAN HAZ YOU GET FUCK IN ASS?
I CAN HAZ YOU MOST POPULR BLAG?
U BUCKY DON’ GUN NIGGA?
ME IZ GREEK VAGINA? ME IZ PLOWED BY RAUL?
MY CUZIN VINNY DON’ GUN? FUCKIN’ GOOMBA?
Dear Laddies and Lassies!
Submissions are closed for the Dirty Limerick Contest. I have narrowed the contention down to 4 limericks that I like the best. I will spend the next 24 hours ruminating about which one will win.
(Actually, I’m just helping a friend pack and move but I’m serious about the [...]
If you haven’t been reading the ONGOING SHARK WEEK SPECIAL page, you’re missing out. You’re also a lazy asshole.
So check it out, man!
WE’RE ALL SLAVES!!!!
An epic Shark Week TRUE STORY continues today on iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing’s special Shark Week page. Here’s a brief quote:
DAY TWO, MONDAY: SWIMMING WITH SHARKS
Okay, so, umm…shit! Where was I? Oh, right…sharks. So there’s like this beautiful place in, like, Virginia with sharks fucking EVERYWHERE!!!
Read the whole thing here!
Hrmmmm…What’s wrong with this picture Craigles?
Hrmmmm…Craigles? What’s wrng wth thsi pciture?
Craigles…is that you? What exactly is wrong with this picture?
…Craigles?
Do You Want To Fuck Lindsay Lohan?
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Free Myspace Polls
When you click this link, or click vote, you will be asked to vote on whether or not you would ball Lindsay Lohan. Magi, tell Raul I say “Hi, thanks for the lovin’ last nite.”
UPDATE: Well, cpoll shut this poll down, I think. They all shut [...]
Eye hvae jsut snet a pceie of ppaer wtih teh wdor “beullt” twoard yrou hade.
Tehes ahssoels tihnk tyhre’e colo. PUCK DAT>>
If you go to the links on the side, you see that the link for Myspace Alex (I AM LEGEND) the link doesn’t work. The link brings you to a dead page. I feel like I am Legend was kidnapped by Roberts and the next few pages will from I Am Legend will be Stockholm [...]
This lady who goes by Sally writes all about penetratus in her blog. She talks about getting pleasured by anonymous dudes in the back of dark closets and throws around the word “cock” like it was your average English article (i.e. “the,” “a,” “an” and cetera). She said we were amusing.
Anyway, I sometimes imagine what [...]
In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]
Due to the overwhelming success of the post “Natural Disaster or Roberts?,” we are now going to have another quiz. This quiz is entitled “Genetic Predisposition or Roberts?” I know that we’re going to get a lot of guff for this because Roberts is a human. Of course, the remaining question is [...]
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The Droid Army Talks
lordvore on it’s been a while… Konri on Lindsay’s Vagina katrina on Penis Vs. Vagina Rancid Tit on Ellie Idol: NAKED AS A PU… Dude1 on Lindsay’s Vagina
Roberts Needs People To Like Him
June 24, 2007 in 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, AIDS Helps You Lose Weight, Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Diabetes, Ellie Idol, Roberts Williams, Saddam, Scaffolding, Slash Fic, Web Log Commentary, Wilson