Archive for March, 2008
Butt Seriously, I have something I have to tell you about. I’ve ceased the rest of sleep and I am simply rapt in attention watching the best show that has ever been on television. I’m watching “A Bit of Frye and Laurie.” It’s better than anything you’ve ever seen. So ahead of its time, so smart, [...]
HOLY SHITZ. IT’S ME I’MBACK!
TERMPERATRUE TROPS BACK TO SPRING AND IZ LATTTTE WEATHER! IF I WAS ALLOWED IN THE TEMPLE, I’D BE ULLULLATING ADN SHIT BUT I GOTZ EMENIES AND SHIZ.
I WAWSS LIKE “SHIT I’MIN A BAD MOOD AND GOT A TRIPPLED ICED LATTE!”
EEVERYTHING IS BETTER NOW. I’M STILL CAKED IN DIRT!!! LOL. LOLZ! LLOLZZ! [...]
Happy Spring. My cheeks are red.
No one wants this to be the last thing they see.
No one.
I’m bored today.
Apparently this is an image of Lindsay sucking dick.
I need her lips around my crank.
Tell Roberts I said hi!
Tell Roberts I said “Hi.”
tell roberts i said hi.
Tell Roberts We Said Hi.
I am currently developing a TV show where I interview people. It’ll be just like David Letterman only it will be called I Am Legend.
Here are a series of clips of me practicing my interviewing skills on Roberts.
P.S. The thing I’m going for is the I don’t [...]
Isn’t this Stephan’s Ex-girlfriend singing?
It’s like a Greaseface I once knw.
It’s lik a GREECEFACE I ONCE KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREASEFACE—-You know who I’m talking about Stephan, you bald fuck.
A GREASEFACE, Dmitrovitch!!!!
(Looks like my dike-ex)
Looks like my EX–GET IT ROBERTS???????
LOOKS LIKE A GREASEFACE I USED TO KNW? RIGHT ROBERTS?
I did not die face down in the sands of Iraq for my country to start printing purple five dollar bills!
My buddies Zoo and Meecey DID NOT say “CRAIG COME HERE” only be heard by some fuckin Al Queda sand n**gers (editor’s note: we don’t promote racism and will not abide the use of [...]
Oh my god. I’m so beautiful. Here’s a picture of me and Winnie the Pooh.
This is actually what I always do on Sunday afternoons (when I’m not getting drunk at brunches and being hilarious for $$$). I sit in my sun-lit living room, think pure pure thoughts, and hold my roommate’s winnie the pooh [...]
Here she is naked with her new boyfriend…..