We’re cancelling the blog at one million hits. Or maybe half a million. We’re too busy to keep doing it and you’re all a bunch of assholes.

Oh, and by the way. Amy, I love you, but a dick riddled with sickness is just as wrong as a cunt riddled with sickness. Observe.

\

That is so horrible.

I saw so much agonizing, horrible shit whilst looking for this vagina. Shit I actually chose not to show you guys. Shit I will never speak of it again. I’m not even kidding.

But if there’s one thing I can say:

DO NOT BECOME GAY AND GET AIDS. AIDS IS NOT FUNNY.


  1. She Who Is Ascendancy

    uh, Pimlico, what happened to House?

    Point taken.

  2. lordvore

    Aids isn’t funny but hearing Aids are useful..oh the irony.

  3. She Who Is Ascendancy

    uh, vore? AIDS is always funny.

  4. lordvore

    I know..it was all a cunning ruse to pun.

  5. She Who Is Ascendancy

    yeah yeah just checking.

  6. Mob Legend

    I love lord vore and miss him. I also miss posting on this blog.

  7. She Who Is Ascendancy

    well then post something.

  8. miss.lexi

    all of yall are assholes….do you not realieze how serious this shit is…&& to the person who published this….first of all let me inform you that being gay does not mean you have aids or will retrieve them…..i do believe your statement was
    “do not become gay and get aids”
    how narrow minded are you!!
    its not gay people who only get aids…its all people….all people who chose not to protect themself…its careless assholes who know they have it and keep it from their spouse…better yet its careless assholes….protect yourself…thats why we have what we call CONDOMS!!!

    [.::miss.lexi::.]

  9. She Who Is Ascendancy

    dear miss lexi,

    i don’t have time in my life to explain to you what humor and satire are. if you don’t know what these things are, you won’t get aids because no one will find you hot. unless you start a heroin habit. and share your needles.

    Ascendos.

Leave a Comment