Well, (f)lawless seems to think this is big news. But we’ve all seen women’s vaginas when they look like ball sacs. I’m not that into Vanessa Hudgens. I mean, I’m into her in that she’s young and has a nice body, but her face is slightly off for me.

And before you legions start giving me shit about it being an ethnic thing: No, it’s not an ethnic thing. I like whatever the fuck race she is, that bit of extra color, the buttuon nose, that thick black hair (oh, and she’s young).

But, frankly, I wouldn’t risk my reputation on her. That’s right. I have a reputation.

Jah Bless Ye Men of Slim Penises Slipping Into Quims, ML


  1. She Who Is Ascendancy

    in my own defense i thought they were real testes (though small).

  2. scxi mamii

    well uhh here’s some common sense. maybe its sand?

  3. Sarah Aldred

    I would fuck her any day to bad i havent got a penis to stick up that big cock . i will use my tongue instead.

  4. matt zinky

    i think that is hot

  5. BOB

    I thought the she had a dick. ewwwww

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