LORD VORE
For some of you who only visit us for talk of quim, Paris Hilton, and the occasional visit from the ghost of hot dog contest contestants, you may not be familiar with the blog’s Lord Vore-story.
PARIS HILTON
This is that dude from Girls Gone Wild. Isn’t he in prison now or something?
She kind of look like a retarded fish here, doesn’t she?
BACK TO LORD VORE
Lord Vore started showing up, making inane (and sometimes funny) comments on the blog early this week. Mob Legend and Ascendancy noticed them and, over a viewing of Scary Movie 4, began to postulate as to who he was.
Mob Legend, who destroys religion very seriously in Re-Imagine Ritual (he’s even been quoted by other bloggers, and held at gunpoint by a pro-circumcision fundamentalist), saw Lord Vore making atheist-style comments on a couple of atheist blogs. Lawless tracked him to Canada (yes, Canada). But no one knows who he really is.
Here’s what we do know: Lord Vore says that this picture, though found on a website he is affiliated with, is not Lord Vore:
But I love it so much so I keep posting it.
Also, we know that we love Lord Vore. Lord Vore is nice to us, and he sees fit to respond to everything we write. Alex (Mob Legend) has already invited Lord Vore to his birthday party. Lord Vore has declined. Well, here I am, Mob Legend, imploring Vore to attend.
PATRICK WOLF
I saw Patrick Wolf play last night with Lord & Taylor. He was fantastic. Here are some pictures (thanks to Pitchfork):
I encourage everyone to pick up his album, The Magic Position.
Love,
Mob Legend
P.S. See ya at my BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!
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October 4, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Who is Lord&Taylor? D-Smash?
October 5, 2007 at 12:06 am
ok i am wondering more shit about lord vore. it’s driving me nuts. he’s our only fan and as such my entire existence is wrapped up in how the vore story will end.
October 5, 2007 at 5:46 am
if you hug lord vore too hard you might kill him.
October 5, 2007 at 7:51 am
Mob has also supplied some mis-information in his post that only the Real LordVore would be able to know.
Back to reality: I’m depressed by Paris Hilton’s boob.
October 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm
i actually tracked lore to Amsterdam/Paris/Belgium/England. Through his IP address and log on through the RISE network. But whatevers, it’s perfectly easy to hack into anything. IP addresses are the devils’ playthings.
Not canada.
October 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Not “lore” — i meant lord vore. sorry
October 7, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Well I’m glad to find out I’m not Canadian, that’s a relief.
I love you guys too… from the bottom of my pants.
I still couldn’t have made it to the party, much as it would have been one hell of a shenanigans packed bundle of hijinks.
April 5, 2008 at 6:40 am
i dun know she kinda looks like a retarded fish but she more looks like a girl getting away from a stalker. yeh she does.