Archive for August, 2007
WHARF KINDSA PEOPLE LIKE TO LIVE IN THURSKEY SANDWHICH? NOT MEE! JUMA IS AMBACK IN MERICA. I TOOK THE PLANE OFF AND THE AMTRAK OFF. AND MY CLOTHES OFF. I FORKED OFVER THREE HUNRDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS TO PREVENT ME FRO FROCKING A MAN’S MOUTH.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD?
FUCKING CRAIG IS SUCH A [...]
I myself am the horse drinking from the well. You? Comments are adored.
Love,
Amy
Due to the request of Roberts:
BUY THIS.
Yo baby, check this shiz out:
Thanks to Nogood Boyo for sending this thing to me.
At moments like these, I wonder what the evolutionary benefit to this sort of god damned . . . mutation could be.
OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
Actually, I figured it out: if he puts it up to his forehead, [...]
I was trying to find the Hidden Valley Ranch commercial because I’m so fucking drained from preventing David Cho from entering my classroom. And I’m still slightly indebted to Roberts. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy.
Let me give you another song:
“Me, I’m Not” from Year Zero, the album destined to be one of the most overlooked NIN albums, left out of the cannon by fanboys who got over it after The Downward Spiral and decided that Reznick had nothing left to say. Zero got decent reviews by critics, and it [...]
“And such as” is a modern axiom the likes of which hasn’t been heard since “A penny saved is a penny earned.”
Oh, geezus, I am so tired. I am a teacher now, and I’m worried about David Cho coming out of nowhere and blowing the heads of me and my students off.
Anyway, I thought I’d tell you that you guys are gonna hate us for a while. Ascendancy and I both have, like, twenty jobs (well, [...]
I’m finishing up the Activia challenge. Have you heard of it? Well, hold on. Co-workers are staring at my screen and i don’t want anyone to know that I’m on the challenge.
Imagine 3 hot women sitting on a sun-porch. For all intents and purposes, it’s the linnae.
They are all in love w/ each other and (i’m [...]
Hey gang. it’s me shiva. i am so looking for some action. i’m 8 feet tall. here’s a pic of me and my sister.
i do p&p, bdsm, lion king, role playing, (not a tina friendly house, thx) but i SOOO don’t want these 2 showin up at my palace:
I have like 4 arms [...]
He’s so avuncular. I wanna sit on his lap and get helpful advice. Fuck, I’m going to hell. Uh, here, look at this:
Katie from dancing at gunpoint has been really busy.
This is a Simpsonized version of Bin Laden. Check her out for the full scoop.
The other day, Roberts intimated that he did not believe in birds. Around here, this is more criminally insane than admitting you don’t believe in God.
Birds exist.
Also, Roberts doesn’t drink Earl Grey Tea. This is even more knives out than his supposition that birds = Null.
First, this. This is really fucking funny. Roberts found it.
Next, I made all this shit for you:
Good night.
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