Sup y’all? Did Taye-Taye!
Did y’alls hear about dis Lindsay Lohan shit? They found a Spanish Vagina inside her a-hole? LMFAO!
Anyway, onto the news!
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Condom filled with cocaine found in Lindsay’s Greek Vagina (Her arsehole)
Taye-Taye Talk: “Come baby, come, baby-baby come, come!”
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Paris Hilton films new video with Rick Solomon!
Taye-Taye Talk: When yo ass be that rich then hook it up with the cock and the celluloid. Till then, keep yo hands to yo-self!
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McDonald’s considering new Monopoly game!
Taye-Taye Talk: “Oh $h!tt I won! Mickey-Dees in da house! That’s what I’ll be all like when you tap that shit with the stickies on the board.”
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No matter what Lindsay Lohan does she’ll still be hot!
Taye-Taye Talk: “There’s blood on my hands, I got no remorse. There’s blood on my dick, cause I fucked yo corpse!”
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Taye-Taye Talk: “Forealz? Keep it y’all’s self. Aww, shit! …I won! Mickey-Dees in the house!”
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Taye-Taye’s gettin’ laid by Pinochle?
Taye-Taye Talk: “So, what do y’alls think? Should I let Pinochle slip me up with his penile buttercup Legend thinks I’ll be gettin a swab on day two, nawasayin? This is what Legend said:
‘Yeah, I saw Pinochle in line at the sex offender registry last week. He was two dudes in front of me. I’d keep my distance.’
But ain’t the showtest distance between two points a stright line?”
Anyways, girls, it was fun, as always. I’m off to nursing school! And if you wanna stop by the Seven & Seven Hypo-House on 28th and 7th on wednesday, remember:
18 to schmooze, 21 to Booze.
Ladies drink free until Midnight.
Mens no sports apparel or denims, please.
Bye girls!
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July 24, 2007 at 5:48 pm
I haven’t laughed this loud since 2004
July 24, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Keepin’ it realz for Taye-Digs. I wanna get drunk with you and Gift of the Magi tomorrow.