John D. Fuckbody

(Continued from a previous post here)

Welcome back to the farting wood. Since we parted last time it was insane. Dude. Well what happened was this. Spiral took a spiral.

Phartlangela and Gasheous mistook it for a fart and the Farting wood was miraged into a mushroom cloud.

The Gasheous + Phartlangela Fart - Spiral Fart + Spiral Duke = A somewhat toxic substance. This led to all the hair on Spiral’s body to disappear. This left him looking a little something like this (but with more circles under his eyes):

Spiral was not pleased. He vowed to Gasheous and Phartlangela that they were to pay for what had happened to him. Gash reminded him that he hadn’t been outside for his whole life. But then he said “But but but! I have a date with this beautiful star mole tomorrow! her face looks like the most glorious pursed-ass I’ve ever seen in my life! What will she think of me?”

Gasheous and Phartlangela both looked at each other and farted again. That shut him up. While Spiral continued to be unconscious, Gash and Pharlangela discussed that they didn’t need spiral anymore. And hell, why were they spending all their days guarding the Crystal of Dutch? What was the Crystal of Dutch anyway? they talked until the sun rose and decided they would you know… escape and used their powers for their own uses, become true independent, dedicated to reason and bodily intrigue.

In the morning, Gasheous fed Spiral a gentle narcotic (Nyquil mixed with sleeping pills). Phartlangela looked on Kayak for a cheap flight east and when the cab came to take them to the airport, they looked at the Crystal of dutch for what they thought would be the last time.

(to be continued….)