Ok, it’s not friday or anywhere near friday, but I felt compelled to speak to you all about something very important to all of us here at iheardabouthisreallycoolthing: Lindsay Lohan’s fucked up vagina.
In a previous post, Dr. Legend posted a triptych about the upskirt vaginal canals of three women who have found themselves in the presses of late. Pop star Britney Spears, Hilton heiress Paris Hilton, and the established actress Lindsay Lohan. This was met with some excitement around the net, but also quabbling from General Kale about the legitimacy of Lohan’s vagina. I don’t think there’s any question about whether or not this is her vagina. How are we even having this conversation?
Jesus Christ, do I even have to explain? What year is this? 2007? I was born on a Yacht in the south Pacific. I was raised by a people who didn’t think underwear even existed. Until one day, I met my mentor YachtClub.
She taught me about the wonders of wearing underwear on a Yacht. And how this could be in your (and everyone’s) best interest. Aside from her flagrant Scientology, YC has been my most trusted associate, and her scientology never gets in the way of our friendship except when she starts batting the air saying “Get those aliens the hell away from me!”
But back to Lindsay’s Vagina. It scared us all. Let’s have another look:
How does her vagina do it? I don’t know. if there are any doctors who can explain, feel free. It’s probably just the angle but I don’t really know what else to say. I’m not in the business of giving anyone any advice, but this is it. That’s a vagina.
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July 11, 2007 at 7:24 pm
That is not a vagina. I can prove it, dude. My friend’s mom is her mom’s friend. They talked about it it was all set up. This is stupid.
Somebody back me up here! Lindsey would never do that shit she’s a proper lady!
July 11, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Wha–is she wearing a piece? Prove it. Send us a picture of her real vagina if you’re so “in” and we can compare/contrast.
July 11, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Duder,
This is a free country. God mad it that way, so why don’t you go fuck your little real doll and leave me to go about my days.
Love,
Mob Legend
July 11, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Uhhh…idiots? This is so stupid! Uhh…what does it matter if it’s Lindsay Lohan’s ++youknowwhat++ or not??????
Uhhh…why are you so obsessed with…++guesswhat?s++
It’s not a **big*DEAL** or something. Just get over it!
If Lindsay were here you know this would just hurt her feelings. She’s a real person, too!
PS…like, what the heck does this blog even do?
July 11, 2007 at 8:06 pm
You know, Baskin may be a re-tard but I think he’s right. You guys are kind of missing the point. It DOESN’T MATTER if it’s real or not (even though it’s clearly airbrushed).
Lindsay really is a good person and she doesn’t like this kind of attention, so why don’t you just BACK OFF and leave her alone.
This isn’t what actors DO, it’s what people like you do…
July 11, 2007 at 8:08 pm
You guys are so fucking stupid! It’s obviously her yang. If you can’t see that then you’re shit-tard blind!
You can tell that the, you know, whatever, lips or whatever are part of her legs.
I’m not a doctor or anything (sorry, A), but you don’t have to be a doktor to eyeball a yang and tell if it’s for real.
July 11, 2007 at 8:11 pm
You know what, Anonymous Caller, it’s people like you who fuck everything up for racists. We’re just doin’ our thing and then you come around and you’re all, “Shut up you don’t get it!”
Don’t get it? Well get this you stupid-ass!
I’m going to take a bunch of pills tonight. Maybe that will get Lindsay’s attention.
July 11, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Whoa, Legend, I didn’t say for you to kill yourself or anything. Holy, shit, honey, take it easy. You don’t have to do this…
Look, there are a lot of great things in the world.
July 11, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Oh, fuck you. You think you can help me? What do you know about help me? Help me is like another language to you. There, I did it…oh shit…I feel sleepy!
July 11, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Do you guys really think I care whether it’s a vagina or not? The point was posting a vagina to the internet! whoa!
July 11, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Whoa, somebody call the police!
July 11, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Dear Go Fuck yourself,
I know what a vagina looks like and that’s a shitty looking one.
A
July 11, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Dude, don’t be an idiot.
Oh, shit, Lindsey wouldn’t like this…
July 11, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Why is Martin Baskin afraid to use the word VAGINA!>??
July 11, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Listen, Legend. Don’t do this.
My mom know Lindsey’s mom’s number and she can get Lindsay to come over to your house and ++youknowwhatimean++++++++pencilstix!!!!!++++just don’t do it.
July 11, 2007 at 8:19 pm
It looks fake, dude, but it doesn’t matter anymore, I’m going to kill myself, too.
July 11, 2007 at 8:22 pm
I’m already dead. That’s why I’m She Who Is Ascendency. That’s why I’m able to tell that A) Lindsay’s Vagina is all weird. It wouldn’t even feel good to fuck her. Even paris has more of a labial groove there.
August 3, 2007 at 12:34 am
I’ve fucked worste.
Why is everyone hating? As a man that’s see many vaginas, i’ll tell you that everything looks normal from those pics. not very flattering of a shot, but hey, i’d still give her a change.
August 15, 2007 at 2:08 am
Who cares, we just want to see some pussy!
August 23, 2007 at 4:45 pm
I like vagina. Yeah, it isn’t a flattering shot but get it on bed spread eagle and ripe, and mmm..mmmm, yummy!
September 18, 2007 at 7:51 am
lol this whole blog is retarded.
September 20, 2007 at 9:32 am
You idiots… this is lindsey lohan’s cunt. I’d do it in a second!
September 20, 2007 at 8:24 pm
First, that’s obviously a real vagina. Second, I don’t care who General Kale’s mother of her friends are, but they should know that it’s becoming pretty common, and on top of that, “Lindsey would never do that shit she’s a proper lady!” OMFG she’s a crackhead slut.
October 13, 2007 at 1:01 am
As a digital photo editor I can say thats her vagina and its an odd looking one at that also
but I don’t really care she’s a coke snorting whore, who the fuck cares, to those of you who say “she’s a person leave her alohan” she may be a person but she is also a looser,
she doesn’t deserve my respect. her and her fucked up vagina can O.D. on crack and go to hell, now Jessica Alba’s vagina is nice, thats one worth talking about
November 22, 2007 at 2:40 am
DAMN!!!!!!!! that pussy looks like ground beef or something is fixing to grow out of that shit!!
November 22, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Slick. I don’t know who the hell you are, but you’re amazing.
November 28, 2007 at 12:39 am
I agree with Casey. Lets talk about Jesica Alba’s Vagina!!
November 28, 2007 at 12:41 am
I agree with Casey. Lets talk about Jessica Alba’s vagina!! =)
November 28, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I guess the firecrotch thing must be internal.
November 29, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Dude we’ve got to fire up that crotch with some lovin!
December 2, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Guys and Gals,
Be fair, if you were photographed in some kind of weird position your pussy or cock for that matter may not look so perfect. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and for me Lindsey’s vagina is perfectly beautiful. Every pussy looks different, some have a simple architectural groove, some fancy baroque lips. All are beautiful to me. Besides it is not what it looks like it is what it does, brings pleasure and life to us all.
hale the vagina!
December 2, 2007 at 10:57 pm
haha…..i think thats a rotten vagina cause you know lohan sex alot of times and maybe she has aids
December 4, 2007 at 10:45 am
i think she do the sex a lot of time until this vagina is destroy
December 4, 2007 at 11:55 pm
I like vagia but i love Anal Sex
December 5, 2007 at 12:00 am
We all do, nyam. We ALLLLLLLLLL do.
December 27, 2007 at 8:44 pm
mah tung so haad ah cain haadly taak
February 18, 2008 at 7:34 pm
lol why is this a discussion? and why is that guy’s tongue hard?
May 3, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I’d just like to add the word.
‘Blants’
That is all.
July 31, 2008 at 3:22 am
don;t knock sideways pussy till you had it
August 3, 2008 at 8:34 am
Who cares what it looks like? I bet it’s delicious.
August 15, 2008 at 9:18 pm
wtf? it’s just a bad shot, who cares about her vagina, there are much nicer ones out there, like jessica alba’s, as said before, all google her and masturbate, coz she’s sexy!!
August 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm
A lot of you people obviously haven’t seen very many cooters if you believe that represents an atypical or weird one. It looks squarely in the middle of the gamut. Of course, you have seen lots of vaginas - even if just in pictures lol - and the truth is you just want to bust Lindsay’s balls for having - not a bad looking vagina - but a bad reputation of which the vagina merely becomes symbolic. And that tarring and feathering is fair game because she is a celebrity.
August 19, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Its because she used to be a man that’s what it looks after you get your dick reversed.
August 26, 2008 at 9:09 pm
wtf
why is everyone killing themselves over a vagina
for Christ’s sake
August 29, 2008 at 11:45 pm
hey you fucked up
whores , are you guys that life-less to come and waste your time arguaning about an air brushed vagina? just go find some pussy jack off to it then get back to your lives.
October 3, 2008 at 3:24 am
To get back to the issue originally posted. There are 3 possibilities: 1: Its her vag. 2: Its somebodies vag photoshoped onto her picture. Or 3: Somebody with a some skill and way too much time made it. I would bet on one or two, but you never know; unless a forensic artist can digitally can verify it. In any case who gives a shit. Come to think of it, why did i even spend half a minute of my life typing this….
November 20, 2008 at 7:22 pm
A retarded vagina i think!