John D. Fuckbody

Hey Roberts.,

It’s me, B.D. Wong from Law & Order. You may know me from Law and Order. But then again, you may know me from outside your window yelling the words “ROBERTS! ROBERTS! You TOLD ME YOU FELT THE SAME WAY!!!!!!!!!!”

Or maybe you like it when I’m a little less desperate…Ok ok ok! I can totally go for this look too. Hey check it out:

Yo, I am in love with Roberts. I want go give a freakin speech about how he makes me feel when we’re alone together. Yo yo check it out!

Ok, so here’s what I gots to say about Roberts. You can totally trust me. I am a cast member of Law & Order. I’ve been in your house so many times, I know the couch cusions to avoid due to where you fart. I know you don’t like House, MD. And even though that’s totally stupid, I STILL RESPECT YOU. I know you took my last cigarette. When I called you on it, you didn’t even look up from your video game and that’s ok too. You see Roberts, I, B.D. Wong (call me Brad), accept you unconditionally! Yo Roberts, It cool! I just want to snuggle and watch The Sound Of Music!!!!!!! Let’s eat cupcakes & I’ll have coffee and you can have Mountain Dew! I find that disgusting too but it’s OK!!!!!

Let’s pretend it’s that scene in Enduring Love where I’m Daniel Craig and you’re Rhys Ifans. And I open the shades and close them and that’s how you know I feel the same! See you on the flip side Roberts. I’ve been up three nights in a row outside your window. Roberts, It’s Your turn.

PS, I LOVE YOUR MYSPACE PICTURE!!!!!!!

Love Always,
B.D. Wong