Hey Girls!
You don’t know me yet, so let me introduce myself, my name is Taye-Taye, and I’m the flamingest grapewaud you’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ll be handling the news for now, because Ms Ascendancy and Mr Legend are busy MAKING headlines!
Onto the NEWS:
ITEM!
Paris Hilton contracts sissphyliss [sic], claims she’s all sick in the head
Taye-Taye Talk: “Okay, girl, time to get ova y’all’s self! Right? Right?”
ITEM!
Hugh Laurie has polio!
Taye-Taye Talk: “Break it open, American Hero, Taye-Taye’s about to serve it on up!”
ITEM!
Jenna Haze’s triumphant return to Double Penetration and Boy-Girl.
Taye-Taye Talk: “Can I borrow that ass for the next time I’m at Blankbody’s Cotton Gin House? I ain’t getting no sleep since the last time I got berserked!”
ITEM!
Ron Perlman Scrapes Somebody’s Face Off!
Taye-Taye Talk: “Dead in the middle of Little Italy, little did we know that we riddled some middle man who didn’t do diddily!”
That’s all for now, girls. Hope to catch y’all at Little Boy Joey’s Crunkhouse. And remember:
“18 to schmooze, 21 to booze.
Ladies drink free till the elevens if they show up dressed to the nines.
And men, no sports apparel or denim, please.”
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June 24, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Dear Taye Taye,
i’d love to see a picture of you.
Ascendency
June 25, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Hey Ms A, I’m glad somebody be watchin’ over this house! But you know pictures…only boys with passcodes to my ninja-skin be seeing them.
July 2, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Uh, dude. This is like the Hyde to my Jekyll.
June 27, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Sasha Grey talk; “Take my pussy! Take it!”
I could philosophically analyse that one all day.