Ellie Idol,
If it wasn’t clear enough after I wrote that e-mail to your alternative modelling agency, Ellie, then let me make it clearer. I want you to star as my girlfriend in the next life. This is a picture of you when your stage name was Chloe.
Alex: A List of Pros and Cons
Pro: I’m not one of those assholes that says “of course” after everything I say.
Con: I haven’t slept with a woman before.
Pro: I don’t have Syphilis.
Con: That’s because I’ve never been with a woman before.
Pro: I respect women.
Con: Because they frighten me.
I think this passes the so-called cost benefit analysis. Don’t you? Here is a picture of you-
P.S. If anyone else wants to e-mail me privately regarding their inexperience re: women, please do not hesitate. I will be slowly changing this into an advice column. Also, don’t forget to vote.
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June 19, 2007 at 7:45 pm
God you are so hot.
June 19, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I wonder if you hate what you’re doing. Aww, who’m I kidding. You love every minute of it.
June 19, 2007 at 10:25 pm
I wonder if anyone should tell her that she got a little bit of RediWhip on her chest.
June 20, 2007 at 3:23 am
Oh wow that’s a GREAT post Alex!
June 20, 2007 at 11:32 am
you’re obsessed w/ this post. get your head out of the gutter. we have a new enemy to contend with. this dude called “I STAND ALONE” — he may be a shadowroberts. (see latest house post).
September 12, 2007 at 7:49 pm
ellie idol *sighs*
October 2, 2007 at 10:32 pm
I gayed myself because of you…And that doesn’t even make sense.
December 23, 2007 at 4:01 am
re: inexperience
con #1 - go with the tart al la uno piggie tail - she’ll tweak you on her way into bed elsewhere, leaving your “little” head a chance to get straight. Aw!
How can you be frightened of anything you don’t even know about?