June 30, 2007 in A Tall Ship and a Star To Steer Her By, Blow Jobs, Cluckbody, Cock, Coke, Condoms, Crack, Cyrillic, Girls Have Vaginas, God, I Stand Alone, I'm tired of being alone with Indians, ITEM!, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan vagina, Penis, Porn Writing Is For Porn Stars, Pornography, Slash Fic, The Vagina Monologues, The weird ass staff is made with beads, Vagina, Virginia Tech!, Virtual Sex, Vodka, Vomit
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– I STAND ALONE was spotted in Union Square with what appeared to be a human female/Roberts. At this time, details are still pouring in but we may be in for some big changes. I STAND ALONE has always prided himself upon his journalistic integrity, truth-telling prowess, and or use of blazers.
Here’s an unnecessary pic of Roberts!
Good day!
Ascendency
June 29, 2007 in A Tall Ship and a Star To Steer Her By, Blow Jobs, D.C., Dirty Sanchez, Girls Have Vaginas, Gordon Brown, Hot or Not, House, ITEM!, Jarvis Cocker, Lawless Sainted, Lesbians, Madonna, Mindreading, Muff, Myspace Roberts, Naked, Nervous Bitch, Pornography, Question Time, The Lonely Sea and Sky, Wilson, hookers
Good evening, fanbase. It’s me, YachtClub!
Since news broke of my addition to the much-ballyhooed Roberts Blog [insert trademark sign, thx] the questions have been gushing in, like so much sea sputum up my barely-existent skirt. So let’s get to it.
Number one question: Do you even know Roberts, you nautical slut?
Well, no. And that’s why I’ve [...]
Dear Diary,
As you know, it’s been ten days since I’ve written in you, and you know that sux. But what am I supposed to do about it? General Westbird has me on a strict training regimen this week. He wants me to mop the floor in war games on Tuesday 0800 and they’ve got me [...]
June 29, 2007 in Alex, Clinton, Fantastic Four II wasn't as bad as everyone's saying it, Roberts, Roberts Boy Toy, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Ron Perlman, Saddam, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, war
Here are some things that make Roberts vomit.
JFK AUTOPSY PHOTOS
Sure Ok, ROBERTS. That’s fair. It’s pretty gross. I get it.
Pictures of Marilyn Dead:
Wait a minute, ROBERTS. SHe looks like she’s sleeping. That’s …..just of pin up of Sleeping Marilyn! But Ok, I guess it’s ok. You’re imagining this as being her autopsy photo. A stretch, [...]
June 29, 2007 in AIDS, Baby Blues, Blow Jobs, Cyrillic, Dead Poets Society, Death and Dying, ITEM!, KGB, Keep Hope Alive, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Moscow on the Hudson, Murder, Roberts Williams, TNT, Tough Guys, Vodka, Washington, Wilson, YachtClub, Yayo
I’m rilly disappointed in you guys.
Regards, Vlad
June 29, 2007 in B.D. Wong, Law And Order: Special Victims Unit, M. Butterfly, Muff, Myspace Roberts, Penetratus, Penis, Porn Writing Is For Porn Stars, Razor Flip Phone, Roberts Boy Toy, Saddam, Scaffolding, Scott Larner, Slash Fic, Stalking, Television, Thank You Steve Roberts, Yankee, molestation
Hey Roberts.,
It’s me, B.D. Wong from Law & Order. You may know me from Law and Order. But then again, you may know me from outside your window yelling the words “ROBERTS! ROBERTS! You TOLD ME YOU FELT THE SAME WAY!!!!!!!!!!”
Or maybe you like it when I’m a little less desperate…Ok [...]
I just had a little brain-spasm. It’s okay. I’m fine now. I actually wet the bed again last night. I do that sometimes. Does anyone else do that? Geez…I feel like I’ve been going on and on. Sorry for boring you. Let me get down to business:
Alright, now that that’s over and done with, we [...]
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”
June 28, 2007 in Lawless, Lawless Sainted, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Sticky Fingaz, Suicide Bomb, Tank, Taye Dig Me, Taye-Taye Talk, Virginia Tech!, Vomit, YachtClub
Hey, It’s Ascendancy. We (royal plural) met an amazing individual disease called Cap’n YachtClub while on Sea Cruise over the weekend. Call it YachtClub. Don’t call it anything else. She’s a student of mid-career Hemingway and postumous Melville. She don’t fuck around. The captain knows more than you and may or [...]
Roberts: “It must have been really awkward for whatever football, baseball, or basketball team had to come to Virginia Tech after Cho and beat their ass on the field. It must have been a very quiet celebration. Or some dude freaks out and’s, like, ‘Yeah! We took you down!’ Somebody’s like, ‘Shut up, John, this [...]
In the beginning, when it was Roberts and me, Roy Cohn and the Semitic Merge/Purge was guitar band; Roberts and I both played rhythm guitar. Our songs, which were just two rhythm guitar parts, would last for twenty minutes, and those were songs. Roberts heard there was a guy who got together a [...]
June 27, 2007 in Amy Ascends, Hurricane Katrina, Iced Lattes for Assholes, It's so fucking hot here, Michaelangelo, Starbucks, Washington, When Someone Says They're Fine They Are Lying, Women, Yankee, hookers
Hey-Yo, It’s Michaelangelo McCartney. I’m a famous 8 year old living in the 9th Ward, WHAA SUP! OILERS WILL WINN SUPERBOWL IN ‘08! YO!
I was all dogz, I was wondering if there was a way I could get a Starbucks up in my hood. See, there’s this thing called A Hurricane [...]
June 27, 2007 in "Homos", 9-11 Never Happened, Daniel Pearl, Death, Fred Larner, Fuck Digg, Full Metal Jacket, JUMA, Reilly, Religion Is A Pueblo Indian Without A Head That Is Stil, Roberts, Suicide Bomb
Hey It’s me, JUMA. I’m the kid the taliban tricked into wearing a bomb vest. LOLZ!
Here’s me:
I freakin Love Orange Soda. It’s awesome. I came across your blog and i have a few questions. I know I may sound ig’nant since I’m not only a born infidel buts I also love orange soda and I [...]
June 27, 2007 in Alex, Alex No-Quiz, Amy, Amy's Quiz Show, BBQ Sauce, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Hurricane Katrina, Scott Larner, The Vagina Monologues, Zazersdki
As Tall as Oak, and Twice as Hard: A Full and Accurate Account of my Travels In the Eastern Region of the United States of America and How I came to Hear of the Sage and Healer Roberts and What Events Befell Me Before and After Having Heard the Rumors and My Subsequent Determination to [...]
Bogie-n-Bacall on Roberts
June 28, 2007 in Bogie and Bacall, Boneless Spare Rib Combo, Cleveland Steamer, Cock, DNA, Diabetes, Ebonics, Famous Couples who Come back to life to comment on our, Fictional Characters, God, ITEM!, Kiss and Make Up, Mooning, Nervous Bitch, OTP, Read A Book, Roberts, Roberts Needs Good Food, Roberts Williams, Roberts doesn't have a first name as far as I'm concern, Slavery, Starbucks, Vishnu, Vomit, Washington, Whatever!, YachtClub's anniversary is the same as Bogie and Bacall, You Know Me, Zazersdki
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”