Archive for April, 2007

Whatever!

April 9, 2007 in Cluckbody, Whatever!

Oh, geez, guys…where do I start? Oh, man, today was a tough one. First of all, it was a total b*tch at the bank today- I had to withdraw money.
Then Cheryl came over, and, as some of you know, we tend to hate each other while we pretend to be friends, even when we’re sleeping [...]

Hindsight is 80/90, Man

April 9, 2007 in Chinamen, LaBier, Vanity Fair

An antiquarian bookseller in Georgia is selling my self-published book of dirty limericks, Ocean City for the appalling price of 37 USD and some change, plus shipping. I believe there to be only 10 copies of this volume that remain on Earth One.

Hindsight is 80/90, man. Hindsight is 80/90.
The book includes a series of ink [...]

On Transients

April 3, 2007 in Buck, Timberlake, Transients

Hey girls!
In my last post, which concerned itself with slavery and the ongoing diarization of my interesting dreams, a young man named Sexy Back offered me some advice on getting a free mobile phone. I recommend you view his comment. But all of this got me thinking about transients.
Last night I was speaking to a [...]