Archive for February, 2007

Yo. I heard your man got his face all fucked up. Seriously, though. I heard he got his face all fucked up. Yo. I heard Keith fucked up your man.

Dear Vishnu,
Look, I was baptized Catholic, but Jesus H. Christ hasn’t answered my last two prayers, so I figured I’d give you a shot. You’ve got, like, what, at least 6,000 followers, right? And, you know, since Christ is at Camp David playing golf with his GOP pals, maybe you’ll do me a favor.
As you [...]